Author: Snatch Squatch

Chicago HHH #2049 – Sunday 8/7 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Ladies of POP
Venue: Soul Deck – 3641 W. Belmont
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: Now that the cherry has been popped, ain’t nobody got time for a baby. Head (who said head?) over to the Soul Deck for a Plan B Hangover cumplete with a walking only trail, Home Brew/Cocktail Contest, probably more strippy cup and of course, cuddle puddle. This trail is included in your Weekend Rego, walk ups are $8.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 77 Belmont bus and go west to Central Park. Hoof it west to Soul Taco’s – you may have to go around back. (Approx. 25 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont. Then either be lazy and grab the 77 bus to Central Park or just hoof it west to Soul Taco’s – you may have to go around back. (Approx. 20 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Monticello & Belmont.

Chicago HHH #2048 – Saturday 8/6 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Ladies of POP
Venue: Will’s Northwood – 3030 N. Racine
Hash Cash: $65

From da Hares: In celebration of it being 16 years old, the theme for this year’s Power of the Pussy will be “Cherry POP: Super Sweet Sixteen” – join Chicago H3 as our lovely ladies try to remember a time when they were looking forward to high school dances and losing their virginity underneath the bleachers to the varsity quarterback. Super Sweet Sixteen wouldn’t be cumplete without fancy dresses, tiaras and red carpets (but does it match the drapes?) so costumes, as always, are not only allowed but encouraged – hell, there will even be prizes for best dressed.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it over to Racine and Nelson. (Approx. 10 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus going north. Exit the bus at Belmont and transfer to the 77 Belmont bus going east. Take that one over to Racine and then hoof it south to the bar. (Approx. 40 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Racine and Nelson – there is parking in the neighborhood west of Racine, parking east is zoned, however..

Power of the Pussy XVI – Beer Journey Pre-Lube – Friday 8/5 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Ladies of POP
Venue: Celtic Crown – 4301 N Western
Hash Cash: Pay as you Go

From da Hares: Amazing Race meets Beer Olympics. We start at Celtic Crown where you are split into teams and given clues to various locations in the area. At these locations, your team must complete a task (drinking related, duh) before you earn your tag and can move on. You may complete these in any order. After the last clue, we’ll end back at the bar where a winner will be declared and given a prize.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line out to Western. Hoof it south on Western down to Cullom and the bar (Approx. 25 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 49 Western bus going north. Exit the bus at Cullom and the bar is on the corner (Approx. 25 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Cullom and Western.

Power of the Pussy turns 16 years old! That’s right, she’s finally legal boys (well, not in Illinois). It’s time once again for our annual “Power of the Pussy” celebration as everyone’s favorite group of harriettes takes the reins and plan a truly memorable weekend for everyone.

In celebration of it being 16 years old, the theme for this year’s Power of the Pussy will be “Cherry POP: Super Sweet Sixteen” – join Chicago H3 as our lovely ladies try to remember a time when they were looking forward to high school dances and losing their virginity underneath the bleachers to the varsity quarterback. Super Sweet Sixteen wouldn’t be cumplete without fancy dresses, tiaras and red carpets (but does it match the drapes?) so costumes, as always, are not only allowed but encouraged – hell, there will even be prizes for best dressed.

Your rego gets you plenty of cold beer before during and after trail, delicious food at the on-in, an exclusive giveaway (provided you rego early enough) and a spectacular shitty trail through the finest city in the world. If you rego for the entire weekend you’ll get access to Friday night’s “Beer Journey Foreplay” as well as Sunday’s “Plan B Hangover.” Not only that, but you’ll have a collection of the coolest harriettes you’ll ever meet showing you a good time.

Commemorate t-shirts will be available for an additional cost, so please stay tuned for information regarding their availability.

The first 16 people to rego will receive an exclusive price of $40 for the Main Event and $45 for the weekend – after that the price is $45/$50 until 6/26. If you’re lazy you’ll be charged $50/$55 until 7/24. If you wait until the week of to rego, it’ll cost you $55/$60. If you show up the day of and try to pay, it’ll cost you a whopping $65/$73. Power of the Pussy is worth it at any price, but don’t say the ladies didn’t warn you about the price increases. Be smart, rego early.

SCHEDULE OF EVENTS &
WALK-UP/ASSHOLE PRICE:

Fri, Aug 5 – 7PM –
Power of the Pussy XVI
Beer Journey Foreplay
– Pay As You Go –

Sat, Aug 6 – 2PM –
Chicago H3 #2048
Power of the Pussy XVI
Main Event
– $65 –

Sun, Aug 7 – NOON –
Chicago H3 #2049
Power of the Pussy XVI
Plan B Hangover
– $8 –

TOTAL WALK-UP PRICE
– $73 –

POWER OF THE PUSSY XVI
LADIES OF POP:

BI-HOLE HER
DICKENS CIDER
DRILL IN MY BOX
FOAMY DISCHARGE
MENSTRUAL CASSEROLE
R2-DO ME
RUMPLESTEALSKIDS
SOUL TACO
THE DARK KUNT
UP THE ASH