Author: Snatch Squatch

CH3 #2069

Chicago HHH #2069 – Sunday 11/27 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Up the Ash & Private Snowball
Venue: Celtic Crown – 4301 N. Western Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: It’s my birthday! Enjoy my shitty trail (complete with a visiting co-hare) and give me down-downs!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line out to Western Ave, then hoof it south to the bar (Approx. 20 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Western. Downstairs transfer to the 49 Western Ave bus going north. Get off the bus at Cullom and you’re at the bar. (Approx. 30 min)

Divvy
Take your bike to Montrose and Campbell. Hoof it a block east and a block south to the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Western and Cullom – there should be parking in the neighborhood.

CH3 #2068

Chicago HHH #2068 – Sunday 11/20 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Soul Taco
Venue: Casa de Soul Taco – 3641 W Belmont
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It’s our anal pre-Thanksgiving trail. Bring hash cash and a side-dish to share, as the turkey will be provided.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 77 Belmont bus and go west to Central Park. Hoof it west to Soul Taco’s – you may have to go around back. (Approx. 25 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont. Then either be lazy and grab the 77 bus to Central Park or just hoof it west to Soul Taco’s – you may have to go around back. (Approx. 20 min)

Divvy
Park your bike at the station on the corner of Kimball and Belmont across from the CTA. Hoof it the rest of the way west on Belmont.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Monticello and Belmont – its Sunday, so street parking on Belmont should be free.

CH3 #2067

Chicago HHH #2067 – Sunday 11/13 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Cunder Pussy & Bert’s Special Friend
Venue: Pumpkin Chuckin Command Center – 5515 W. Newport
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It’s Pumpkin Chuckin’ time! Either bring your own pumpkin to chuck or borrow one on trail!

From da Hares: There will be smoked meats at the on-in.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 77 Belmont bus going west. Take out your favorite book to read. Exit the bus at Linder Ave and hoof it north to Newport and then west to the start. Enter around back through the door along the alleyway (Approx. 50 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out towards O’Hare. Transfer upstairs to the 77 Belmont bus going west. Exit the bus at Linder Ave and hoof it north to Newport and then west to the start. Enter around back through the door along the alleyway (Approx. 45 min)

Divvy
Park your bike at Grayland Metra station and hoof it back down to Belmont for a bus ride the rest of the way – Divvy still doesn’t exist this far west.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Newport and Linder.

CH3 #2066

Chicago HHH #2066 – Sunday 11/6 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Lifa
Venue: Irish Eyes – 2519 N. Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $8

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red or Brown Line towards the Loop. Exit the train at Fullerton and hoof it north along Sheffield to Altgeld. Go east on Altgeld and then North again on Lincoln (Approx. 15 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east to North/Clybourn/Halsted. Transfer to the Red Line downstairs and take that north to Fullerton. Hoof it north along Sheffield to Altgeld. Go east on Altgeld and then North again on Lincoln (Approx. 35 min)

Divvy
Park your bike at the station next to Jonquil Park at Sheffield, Lincoln, and Wrightwood. Hoof it south on Lincoln to the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln and Lill – good luck finding parking, sucker.

CH3 #2065

Chicago HHH #2065 – Sunday 10/30 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Snatchsquatch & Furry Spice
Venue: Bar Atlantic – 5062 N. Lincoln
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It’s Halloween, bitches! Wear your sluttiest costume!

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line out to Western, then transfer onto the 49 Western bus going north. Exit the bus at Winnemac and hoof it west over to Lincoln. Bar is just north of Winnemac on Lincoln Ave (Approx. 25 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out towards O’Hare. At Western Ave, tranfer to the 49 Western bus going north. Get out a good book, because Western Ave is more torn up than you’re mom’s vaj after you were born. Exit the bus at Winnemac and hoof it west over to Lincoln. Bar is just north of Winnemac on Lincoln Ave (Approx. 50 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln and Winnemac – not sure if you can park in the lot next to the bar, but there’s plenty of street parking in the neighborhood anyway.

CH3 #2064

Chicago HHH #2064 – Sunday 10/23 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Son of Spam & Horn E
Venue: Danny’s Tap Room – 2218 N. Western
Hash Cash: $8

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to Fullerton. Downstairs transfer to the 74 Fullerton bus going west. Exit the bus at Western and hoof it south to the bar. (Approx. 30 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Western, then hoof it north along Western to the bar (Approx. 15 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Western and Lyndale.

CH3 #2063

Chicago HHH #2063 – Sunday 10/16 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Pearl Vision & Let Me Blow
Venue: Moody’s – 5910 N Broadway
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: Trail will be A-to-B, plan accordingly.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line to Thorndale, then hoof it west over to Broadway and south to the bar (Approx. 20 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east to North/Clybourn. Transfer to the Red Line downstairs and take that sucker north to Thorndale. Hoof it west over to Broadway and then south to the bar. (Approx. 45min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Broadway and Thorndale – make plans to come back for your car, since trail is A-to-B.

CH3 #2062

Chicago HHH #2062 – Sunday 10/9
Marathon Beer Stop: 10:00 AM @113 W 33rd St
Regular Hash: 2:00 PM @ Venue below

Hares: Mudsucker
Venue: Turtles – 238 W. 33rd
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: This is our post-Marathon hash. Marathon beer stop will start at approximately 10AM over on the corner of 33rd and LaSalle. Bring beer, paper cups, costumes, and signs to cheer on all of those idiots.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to Sox-35th – take the 33rd St exit from the station. If you’re going to the beer stop, go east at the top of the ramp and cross the highway. If you’re going straight to the hash, go west to the bar. (Approx. 35 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line at Jackson. Take the Red Line south to Sox-35th – take the 33rd St exit from the station. If you’re going to the beer stop, go east at the top of the ramp and cross the highway. If you’re going straight to the hash, go west to the bar. (Approx. 40 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 33rd and Wells – be prepared to fight through ridiculous traffic because of all the street closures due to the marathon.

CH3 #2061

Chicago HHH #2061 – Sunday 10/2 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bangs With No Mercy & Roofie Ragu
Venue: Forest Glen Woods – Approx 5426 N. Forest Glen Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Hey wankers, this one is on SUNDAY. If you show up on Monday night you will miss it.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line up to Berwyn. Downstairs transfer to the 92 Foster bus. Ride the bus out to LeClaire. Hoof it north on LeClaire, then through the Metra station, and finally north on Forest Glen Ave (Approx. 60 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Jefferson Park. Transfer to the 92 Foster bus. Get off the bus at LeClaire. Hoof it north on LeClaire, then through the Metra station, and finally north on Forest Glen Ave (Approx. 40 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Forest Glen Ave and Catalpa – its a forest preserve, so there will be parking.

CH3 #2060

Chicago HHH #2060 – Monday 9/26 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Let Me Blow & Pythagorean Semen
Venue: Ravens – 2326 N Clark
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: And the last Monday night hash of 2016 arrives.

From da Hares: The crazy bartender doesn’t work Mondays any more, so we’re in the clear.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it over to Clark St and grab the 22 Clark bus going south. Exit the bus at Fullerton and then hoof it south to the bar. (Approx. 15 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus going east. Transfer to the 22 Clark bus going north. Exit the bus at Belden and then hoof it north to the bar. (Approx. 40 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Clark and Fullerton – there might be some parking over at the park, but I doubt there’s any in the neighborhood.