Author: Snatch Squatch

CH3 #1865

Chicago HHH Run #1865
Sunday 9/1 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Chicken Stiffer, Poultry Fucker, & One Fuck Chuck
Venue: Three Kitty Tavern – 2241 W. Ainslie #1
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Its Labor Day, so we’ll be having our hash on Sunday so you can get properly drunk and use your day off to recover from the hangover you’ll invariably give yourself.

From da Hare: Jello Shots and food are a strong possibility.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Western. Hoof it north along Western and then turn east on Ainslie. Entrance will be in the alley.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 49 Western bus north to Ainslie/Lincoln. Hoof it east and the entrance will be in the alley.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Ainslie and Oakley – marvel at the amount of street parking that is available in neighborhoods not named Lincoln Park and Lakeview.

CH3 #1864

Chicago HHH Run #1864
Monday 8/26 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Furry Spice & Rubber Baby
Venue: Irish Eyes – 2519 N. Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to Lincoln and Lill Ave.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus going east. Transfer to the 8 Halsted bus going north. Exit the bus at Altgeld and hoof it west over to Lincoln and then north to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lill and Lincoln. Have fun trying to find parking.

CH3 #1863

Chicago HHH Run #1863
Saturday 8/24 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Snatchsquatch & False Advertising
Venue: Circle Inn – 7300 Circle Ave

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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: Summer Saturdays return, so join us out in Oak Park/Forest Park as we hash off the end of the Green Line!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and go into the Loop. Transfer to the Green Line at Lake. Hoof it upstairs and transfer onto the Green Line at State/Lake. Enjoy the view of the deteriorating West Side and then marvel at how nice the suburbs are before exiting the train at Harlem. Go downstairs and hoof it a few blocks west along South Blvd and then Circle Ave. Bar is on the corner of Circle and Marengo.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and ride that sucker into the Loop. Transfer to the Green Line at Clark/Lake. Hoof it upstairs and transfer onto the Green Line. Enjoy the view of the deteriorating West Side and then marvel at how nice the suburbs are before exiting the train at Harlem. Go downstairs and hoof it a few blocks west along South Blvd and then Circle Ave. Bar is on the corner of Circle and Marengo.

Via Metra: Grab the Union Pacific/West line from Union Station at 12:40 and exit at the Oak Park station. Go downstairs and hoof it a few blocks west along South Blvd and then Circle Ave. Bar is on the corner of Circle and Marengo. Train ride is only about 15 minutes, so bring some extra cash to drink at the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Circle and Marengo – bring your quarters because they only have old school parking meters out here. Also, the Harlem exit on the Eisenhower is on the left for some reason.

CH3 #1862

Chicago HHH Run #1862
Monday 8/19 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Bert’s Special Friend & Meat Inside Her
Venue: Liar’s Club – 1665 W. Fullerton Ave

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Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 74 Fullerton bus and ride that sucker west to Clybourn. Hop off the bus and hoof it down the block to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 9 Ashland bus north to Fullerton. Hoof it west to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Fullerton and Clybourn – you’ll have to pay for parking though.

CH3 #1861

Chicago HHH Run #1861
Monday 8/12 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Rusty Grundle & Sandy Syphilis
Venue: Roscoe’s – 3356 N. Halsted
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: In honor of Rusty Grundle’s birthday, we should all dress up like Fabulous (gay) Pirates! If you’re feeling half assed about it, still dress half assed since it’s Sandy Syphilis’ half birthday.

As this is a pirate hash, MAKE SURE YOU BRING A COMPASS, your iphone has one in utilities, Android users I’m sure you can download a free one.

From da GM: There’s a Cubs game, so be prepared for Chicken Stiffer to channel his inner Horn E and give yourself extra time to get to and from the hash.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 8 Halsted bus going north and exit at Roscoe.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus going east. Exit at North/Clybourn and transfer to the Red Line downstairs. Exit the Red Line at Belmont and hoof it east to Halsted and north to Roscoe.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Roscoe and Halsted – since there’s a Cubs game, bring $20 for parking.

CH3 #1860

Chicago HHH Run #1860
Monday 8/5 – 7:00 PM
Hares: R Tard E & Gaping Panda
Venue: Weeds Tavern – 1555 N Dayton
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: The White Trash Hash makes it to it’s fifth consecutive year!

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to North/Clybourn, then hoof it south on Dayton to the corner of Dayton and Weed.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 72 North Ave bus and ride it east to North/Clybourn. Then hoof it south on Dayton to the corner of Dayton and Weed.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Dayton and Weed.

CH3 #1859

Chicago HHH Run #1859
Monday 7/29 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Magnetic Muff & Just Do Me Slowly
Venue: Montrose Saloon – 2933 W. Montrose Ave

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Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Brown Line to Francisco, then hoof it south to Montrose and then west to Richmond. Bar will be on the corner.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 49 Western bus heading north. Transfer to the 78 Montrose bus heading west. Hop off the bus at Francisco and hoof it over to Richmond. Bar will be on the corner.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Richmond and Montrose.

CH3 #1858

Chicago HHH Run #1858
Sunday 7/28 – 12:00 PM
Hares: POPapalooza Girls
Venue: Casa de Soul Taco – 3641 W. Belmont

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Hash Cash: $5
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus west. Get off the bus at Central Park and hoof it another half block to Soul Taco’s.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line to Belmont, then hoof it west on Belmont to Soul Taco’s.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Belmont and Monticello.

CH3 #1857

Chicago HHH Run #1857
Power of the Pussy XIII – POPapalooza
Saturday 7/27 – 1:00 PM
Hares: POPapalooza Girls
Venue: VFW Blackhawk – 1000 N. Milwaukee, 2nd Floor

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Hash Cash: $40
From da Hares: The kegs will be tapped promptly at 1PM with Chalk Talk and trail to follow at 2PM. We’ll have beer, trail, giveaways, beer, food, karaoke, beer, and the venue all to ourselves for several hours before the hipsters descend and devour us all.
From da GM: The VFW is a private venue and permits smoking indoors. Bring your medicine if you need it, but as a courtesy to your fellow hashers, please do not smoke inside.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line towards the Loop. Exit at Chicago and transfer to the 66 Chicago bus heading west. Get off the bus at Racine, hoof it North to Milwaukee, and then continue north across the Kennedy and over to Augusta.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 56 Milwaukee bus and ride that sucker south to Augusta.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Augusta and Milwaukee.

CH3 #1856

Chicago HHH Run #1856
Friday 7/26 – 7:00 PM
Hares: POPapalooza Girls
Venue: Cork Lounge – 1822 W. Addison

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Hash Cash: $15
From da Hares: This will be an A-B Late Night “Fat Boy” Trail. On-Out will be at 9PM instead of the usual 7:30PM so that you’ll have more time to booze it up beforehand. Don’t worry too much about running, because I’m pretty sure the entire pack will be drunk before the trail even begins.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Addison. If you can’t find the bar after that, you’re an idiot.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 9 Ashland bus north to Addison, then hoof it west over to the El tracks and the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Addison and Lincoln, you may be able to find parking, but since this is A to B there’s no telling where we’ll end up.