Author: Snatch Squatch

CH3 #1882

Chicago HHH Run #1882
Anthrax 2013 Main Event
Saturday 12/14 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Fistful of Pricks, EpiPenis, & Bi-Hole Her
Venue: A.J. Hudson’s – 3801 N. Ashland Ave
Hash Cash: $60

From da GM: Bar is “pay-as-you-go” until Chalk Talk at 1PM. We have food, fun, and giveaways, so don’t miss out.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Addison. Hoof it east on Addison and then north on Ashland.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 9 Ashland bus north to Grace.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Grace and Ashland – good luck finding parking, but let’s be honest you shouldn’t be driving after this disaster.

CH3 #1881

Chicago HHH Run #1881
Anthrax 2013 Pre-Lube
Friday 12/13 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Lifa & Bert’s Special Friend
Venue: O’Malley’s West – 2249 N. Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $25

From da Hares: You have the option of running a trail with multiple beer stops or plopping your butt on a bar stool and getting a head start on drinking. There will be a place to store your bags at O’Malley’s West.

From da GM: We have a private room upstairs starting at 9PM and we’ll have plenty of beer flowing and food for people to enjoy. If you’re not running, you’re on your own for drinks until the room opens.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus heading east. Transfer to the 8 Halsted bus going north and ride that sucker up to Belden. Hoof it east to Lincoln and then south to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln and Belden – have fun paying for parking until 10PM because some idiots in city hall thought we could get the 2016 Olympics.

CH3 #1879

Chicago HHH Run #1879
Sunday 12/1 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Snatchsquatch & Son of Spam
Venue: The Cove – 1750 E. 55th St
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: Hard to get to, but worth the trip – every time we’ve hashed down here we’ve gotten some excellent pitcher deals including Green Line & Sam Adams.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line into the Loop and exit at Jackson. Grab the 6 Jackson Park Express bus. Enjoy a nice little jaunt down Lake Shore Drive and exit the bus at Hyde Park Blvd and 55th St. Hoof it east to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop and exit at Jackson. Hoof it a block east to State St and grab the 6 Jackson Park Express bus. Enjoy a nice little jaunt down Lake Shore Drive and exit the bus at Hyde Park Blvd and 55th St. Hoof it east to the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 55th and Everett.

Via Metra: Grab the Metra Electic District train out of Millenium Station. Exit the train at the 55th-56th-57th St station. Hoof it east on 55th St to the bar.

CH3 #1878

Chicago HHH Run #1878
Saturday 11/23 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Soul Taco
Venue: Casa de Soul Taco – 3641 W. Belmont
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: This is our Pre-Thanksgiving Hash – bring an item for the pot luck dinner after trail!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: 77 Belmont bus west to Central Park. Hoof it west to Soul Taco’s.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont, hoof it west to Soul Taco’s or be super lazy and take the 77 Belmont bus there.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Belmont and Monticello.

CH3 #1877

Chicago HHH Run #1877
Sunday 11/17 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Helen Keller Facial & Snotcho Momma
Venue: Pumping Company – 6157 N. Broadway
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: In addition to beer, I got a gallon of Apple Pie Moonshine that has been aging for a month or two and I am eager to share it with all of you.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line north to Granville. Hoof it west to Broadway and then south to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus east to North/Clybourn. Transfer to the Red Line downstairs and take that sucker north to Granville. Hoof it west to Broadway and then south to the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Granville and Broadway.

CH3 #1876

Chicago HHH Run #1876
Sunday 11/10 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Chunder Pussy & Bert’s Special Friend
Venue: Loafers – 2600 W. Lawrence
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: The “Pumpkin Chuckin” Hash returns for a second year – bring your old Jack O’Lantern or find one on trail that you can destroy.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Brown Line to Rockwell, then hoof it north to Lawrence – bar is on the corn

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: 49 Western bus north to Lawrence, then hoof it west to Rockwell. Bar is on the corner.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lawrence and Rockwell.

CH3 #1875

Chicago HHH Run #1875
Sunday 11/3 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Lifa & Ass You Wish
Venue: Wellington’s – 1300 W. Wellington
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: This will be an A-to-B trail, be prepared.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to Wellington and Lakewood.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 9 Ashland bus north to Wellington – hoof it east over to Lakewood and the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wellington and Lakewood.

CH3 #1874

Chicago HHH Run #1874

Sunday 10/27 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Hoosier Daddy & Hood Whorenament

Venue: Trinity – 2721 N. Halsted

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Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Its Halloween! Wear your sluttiest costume!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Diversey and Halsted, hoof it there, you lazy wanker.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus East to Halsted. Transfer over to the 8 Halsted bus going North. Stay on that until you get to Diversey.

Driving ?

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Diversey and Halsted – enjoy paying for parking, sucker.

CH3 #1873

Chicago HHH Run #1873
Sunday 10/20 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bi-Hole Her & Little Trojan Annie
Venue: Carol’s Pub – 4659 N. Clark St
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Wilson, hoof it north to Leland and then west over to Clark.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus north to Leland. Hoof it east over to Clark and the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Clark and Leland.