Author: Snatch Squatch

Chicago HHH Run #1917
Monday 7/14 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Rhotan
Venue: Grayland Pub – 3734 N. Milwaukee
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: We will be grilling dogs afterwards. Please consider bringing additional food to share.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Brown line and ride that sucker out to Addison. Go downstairs and grab the 152 Addison bus going west. Exit the bus at Milwaukee and hoof it north to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Addison, then grab the 152 Addison bus going west. Exit the bus at Milwaukee and hoof it north to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Milwaukee and Kenneth.

Chicago HHH Run #1916
Monday 7/7 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Caught Red Headed & Just Do Me Slowly
Venue: Chris’ North Land – 1610 W. North Ave
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the 77 Belmont bus west to Ashland. Transfer onto the 9 Ashland bus going south to North Ave. Hoof it west to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it to North and Ashland.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to North and Ashland.

Chicago HHH Run #1915
Monday 6/30 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Snatchsquatch
Venue: Rose’s Lounge – 2656 N. Lincoln Ave

From da Hare: This will be an A-to-B trail ending a few blocks away. Bring cold cash money to spend at Rose’s before trail, cause they’re awesome and don’t accept your credit cards.

Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Brown Line to Diversey. Walk west to Kenmore, then south to Lincoln. Bar is just a stone’s throw back north along Lincoln.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus north to Diversey. Hop on the 76 Diversey bus and ride that sucker east to Seminary. Hoof it south to Lincoln and then south along Lincoln to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln and Kenmore.

Chicago HHH Run #1914
Saturday 6/28 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Snotcho Momma, Soul Taco, King of Bed Bugs
Venue: Catherine Chevalier Woods – Bryn Mawr & East River Road
Hash Cash: $8

Notes from da Hares:
Bring a change of clothes. Bring bug spray. Bring a plastic baggy for your electronics or whatever. Expect Shiggy. Expect to get wet. Expect it to be long. Expect good beer and food. Please bring something to share. (You won’t have to swim).

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont Bus and go west. Exit at Kimball and go downstairs to get on the Blue Line towards O’Hare. Get off the Blue Line at Cumberland, go upstairs and go through the rotunda. Once back downstairs, cut through the parking garage over to Bryn Mawr and hoof it west to East River Road. Hoof it south just a bit and you’ll find the entrance to the Forest Preserve.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Get on the Blue Line towards O’Hare. Get off the Blue Line at Cumberland, go upstairs and go through the rotunda. Once back downstairs, cut through the parking garage over to Bryn Mawr and hoof it west to East River Road. Hoof it south just a bit and you’ll find the entrance to the Forest Preserve.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Bryn Mawr and East River Road. Be sure to back your car into the parking spots at the Forest Preserve that way everyone knows that you’re cruising.

Chicago HHH Run #1913
Monday 6/23 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Sweet Jizzy Mayonnaise
Venue: Burke’s Web Pub – 2026 W. Webster
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line to Fullerton, then transfer to the 74 Fullerton bus going west. Exit at Damen, hoof it south to Webster and then back west to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus north to Webster, then hoof it west to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Webster and Seeley. Fight off the hipsters coming after your car with their bike locks for a parking space.

Chicago HHH Run #1912
Monday 6/16 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Monkey Semen Monkey Do & Glitter Spitter
Venue: Happy Village – 1059 N Wolcott
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to Clark/Division. Go upstairs and grab the 70 Division bus going West. Exit the bus at Wolcott and hoof it south to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus going south to Thomas. Exit the bus and hoof it east to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Thomas and Wolcott.

Chicago HHH Run #1911
Monday 6/9 – 7:00 PM
Hares: One Fuck Chuck
Venue: K’s Dugout – 1930 W. Foster Ave
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Red Line north to Berwyn. Go downstairs and grab the 92 Foster bus and ride that sucker out to Wolcott. Hoof it over to Winchester and the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 50 Damen bus and ride that sucker north to Foster and Wolcott. Hoof it over to Winchester and the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Winchester and Foster.

Chicago HHH Run #1910
Monday 6/2 – 7:00 PM
Hares: MeshugeNuts
Venue: Wrigleyville North – 3900 N. Sheridan
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line to Sheridan, then hoof it south to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus east to North/Clybourn. Go downstairs and grab the Red Line going north. Exit at Sheridan and hoof it south to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Sheridan, Sheffield, and Byron. Yes, that’s a four-way intersection where three different streets meet – don’t ask.