Author: Snatch Squatch

CH3 #1418

Sunday 1/1/2006 @ 2PM
Chicago HHH Run # 1418 New Year’s Day Hash

Hare(s): Pardon My Flaps and Too Loose to Screw
Venue: Flaps’ place @ 226 N. Clinton St. #320 (buzzer 0156)
312-933-7739

1/2 block North of the Clinton St. stop on the GREEN Line. Also easily accessible from the Halsted St. bus. Parking is usually not too difficult on Sundays.

Come on out and run off your stinkin’ hangover. This is a Baby New Year dress-up hash so don your diaper and slip into your sash. Non-wearers will be penalized with water down-downs!

Don Your Diapers
Slip Into Your Sash
Grab that Bottle of Champagne
For Sunday’s BABY NEW YEAR’S HASH!

A ‘Too Loose Death March’
Trail Will Not Be
Instead Calming Your Hangover
Is the Hares’ Priority!

Thru Flaps’ West Loop ‘Hood
Short, Sweet Trail Will Be Set
Hares and Hounds wearing Diapers
Will Not Get Too Wet!

Set the New Year off Right
Grab Your Box of DEPENDS
Diapers are mandatory
Or Water Down-Downs Your End!

The Season is Over
No More EggNog
Join Us This Sunday
It’s HAIR OF THE DOG!!!

ON-ON!

Too Loose and Pardon My Flaps

Anthrax 2005

The big weekend is upon us!!! 4th Annual Great Chicago Anthr@x Scare Hash &
Santa Hat Run in Lincoln Park!

This Sunday @2pm Chicken Stiffer and the original “Hazmat Hare” (me) will hare
out of the lovely Hidden Shamrock at 2723 N. Halsted (just South of Diversey).

Easiest way to get there is Brown Line to Diversey and go West to Halsted or
take the Halsted 8 bus there. Parking on the side streets is Zone 143 after 6pm
and sucky in general in my ‘hood, but meters on Halsted and Diversey are free on
Sundays.

For those driving in from out of the area take I-94 to Exit 47 (Fullerton) and
head East towards the lake about 1-1/2 miles to Halsted and then North on
Halsted about four blocks to Diversey. Diversey itself is horrible East/West
and Belmont is not much better.

As always, please bring your Santa hat to the run if you have one. There will
some free Santa hats courtesy of the hares for the first few hashers. There is
also a very high probability that the first ever Great Chicago Anthr@x Hash
t-shirts will be available too with some door prizes for the lucky few. Dress
warmly as it’s December (and there’s snow on the ground too) and we’ll be in
the back room (with the couches, widescreen TV and fireplace). Our special is
$6 pitchers (including the good stuff) and they will keep the kitchen open just
for us in case you’d like to load up on grub. Hope to see y’all Sunday!

ITS

—
Jeff Fujimoto
Acting PPC Social Chair
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“Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier.” — General Colin Powell (US Army
Ret.)