Anthrax 2023! Dec. 15-17

Anthrax 2023 Registration is now Live SOLD OUT!

We’re going someplace new this year! Expect the usual Anthrax craziness over 3 days, including the Friday night pre-lube run, and the Sunday hangover run. Any last-minute updates will be posted here and on our Facebook group.

As always, the CH3 Code of Conduct is in effect. Please review it and comply.

Prices for the 3-day Anthrax weekend will increase the longer you wait, so don’t be dumb – sign up early! SOLD OUT as of 10/28!
Until August 31st: $89
September 1st-October 31st: $99
– After October 31st: $119
NOTE: NO REFUNDS! We will take your money and never give it back.

100 hashers rego’d (as of 12/15):

Miss Delivery
Stupid is as Stupid Does
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
Where’s my D?
Poly Pocket
Everything Butt Sex
Sass in the Shiggy
Blondie McF
Marbleous Asshole
Mommy’s Little Accident
Sleepy Nom Noms
Gay Dancer
rainbow fuckin’ brite
Beeeestiality B4 Boys
Tacos on a Bridge
Holey Dumpster Fire
Blue balls matter
Slothy Seconds
Bust Her Hymen
Swedish Eagle
Faming Flaggett
Atari 6900
Stain Gretzky
Just Mike
Bottom Wrangler
Dude Where’s My Car
Chunderellie Chunderellie
No Man on the Moon
Steps in Shit
Just Chase / TBD
Balls in the Hole
Popo Peep Show
Le Shartiste
North Banger
Cum Test Dummy
Spicy Onion Balls
Bit in the Clit of Texas
Gaelic Me
Takes It All
Bless the Cum Down in Africa
Mouthful of Clam
Drop a Pin Slip It In
Ascot to Mouth
Wet, Creamy and Delicious
One Fuck Chuck
… He’s Still Limping
Laura Ingalls Girls Gone Wilder
Weird Al Spankabitch
Pony Poundher
Wet N Ready
Amish Roadkill
Anita Butt Plug
Slutty Charms
Sick a cock in it
The Perfect Woman
Psychedelic Cumfountain
Tuna on Top
My Uncle’s Girlfriend
Ginger Wallbanger
Fear and Boning in Lost Ficus
Weekend Suckasaurus
Wet Spot
Just the Tick
Complementary Nuts
I’m Fucking Nuts
Quarter PoundMe
Hit It In The Wet Spot
USS Cum On My Face
Liquor Box
Mouthwest Airlines
Moroccan Roofie
Pubic Service Announcement
Lost Her Penis
Heiney Girl
Cul du sac tap
O Brother Where Art…OW!
Ice Princess
Glory Hole
Bi-hole Her
Chqwusti the Fwown
Joaquin Penis
Just Erica
Cummy Sticks
Geordi La Foreskin

Here is the schedule as of today. Expect many tweaks as the event approaches.

$$$ = Included in your weekend rego price.

Friday Dec. 15th
6:00 AM – Day drinking on your own at any of the many watering holes in Chicago. Why not check out Chicago’s Christkindlmarket?

7:00 PM – Show up and start drinking at Sedgwick Stop – 1612 N. Sedgwick St.  Walk up price $10. By CTA, take purple or brown line to Sedgwick.

7:30 PM On out for the Anthrax Prelube Trail (3~4 miles), hared by Lifa and his helpers. $$$

7:00 PM to 11:00 PM – Enjoy post-run beer at Sedgwick Stop.

11:00 PM to Dawn – Continue drinking on your own.

Saturday Dec. 16th
12:00 PM – Check-in and pick up your gimmies at Sports Corner – 956 W. Addison St. Runs will be A-to-B, eventually finishing at Dovetail Brewery – 1800 W. Belle Plaine Ave. where we will conduct circle, enjoy eats and party away like it’s 2002. $$$ (no walk-ups). Use CTA Red Line Addison Station to reach the start.

2:30 – On out for main event trails:

☞ Ball Buster (8+ miles*), hared by Sleepy Nom Noms and Cul du Sac Tap

☞ Regular Trail (4~6 miles*), hared by Steps in Shit

☞ Walkers Trail (<3 miles*), hared by Dot Dot Dot

* Distances are approximate “true trail” miles and may be reduced if the weather sucks.

Afterwards – Wander the Ravenswood neighborhood where’s you’ll find a variety of breweries, distilleries and bars.

Sunday Dec. 17th
10:00 AM – Wake up and grab brunch and a Bloody Mary on your own.

Noon – Anthrax Hangover Run aka Dragthrax! (runners, walkers) hared by North Banger Alley & Le Shartiste.  A-to-A at Roscoe’s Tavern – 3356 N Halsted St. $$$ or $10 walk-up. Use CTA Belmont (Red/Brown Lines) Station to reach the start.

2:00 PM – Circle Up! Indoor circle at our bar with plenty of cheap beer $$$

3:00 PM – Swing low, then GTFO until Anthrax 2024!

5 Days of Hashing!

Yes! Show up in Chicago a few days early and you can hash for 5 days in a row. There will be a place to safely store your bag at each run.

Wednesday Dec. 13th
7:00 PM – Run with the Chicago First Crack of the Moon H3 at Third Rail Tavern – 1133 W. Madison St. Hared by Bert’s Special Friend & Meat Inside Her. On-out at 7:30 PM. $5~8

Thursday Dec. 14th
7:00 PM – Run with the Thirstday H3 at Web Pub Bucktown – 2026 W. Webster Ave. Hared by Laura Ingalls Girls Gone Wilder. On-out at 7:30 PM. $10