Memorial Day 2021!

Friday, May 28 – Monday, May 31


Celebrate Memorial Day with that handy vaccination you’ve hopefully had with your hash family! Our hares will be providing you with shitty trails that we can guarantee will have some shiggy. Beer, food, circle and good times will follow.
As we are still in a pandemic, city guidelines will be followed. Food will be provided but we will not be doing our usual potluck. Please bring a vessel for your use only. Current guidelines mean we will be capping this off at 45 people for now. Paid rego is a requirement to participate and we will not allow for walkups at the main event.
Masks are required when not eating, drinking or running. Do not show up if you are not feeling well, we are happy to provide a refund if it means no one gets sick.
The RA is responsible for any shitty weather conditions.

Here is what we have planned:

Saturday, May 29th – Prelube Run #2306

Hare: Soul Taco
Location: Chicago Water Taxi North Ave. – Go to 1049 W. North Ave. and cross the pedestrian bridge onto Goose Island. The taxi stop is located at the south end of the bridge.  (Map)
Hash Cash: Included in your weekend rego. $5 for walk-ups.
Time: Meet at 2:00 PM, on-out at 2:30
Transit: CTA Red Line North & Clybourn Station is closest

A nice little run to carry you over from the Friday Full Moon Hash run to the main event on Sunday. The hare will likely omit the “nice” and “little” part, but you’ll enjoy some beer to make up for it.

Sunday, May 30th – Memorial Day Main Event Run #2307

Hares: Snatchsquatch & One Fuck Chuck
Location: Edgebrook Woods Forest Preserve (6129 N. Central Ave.) (Map)
Hash Cash: Included in your weekend rego.  No walk-ups.
Time: Meet at noon, on-out at 12:30
Transit: CTA Peterson bus (route 84) is closest, or Metra Milwaukee District North Line Edgebrook Station.

The main event! The RA will guarantee favorable skies! We’ll meet at our rented pavilion in Edgebrook Woods. Work up your thirst by running a shitty trail hared by these two wankers. Beer, food, and perhaps games will accompany this disaster.

Monday, May 31th Noon – Hangover Run #2308

Hares: Pony Pounder & It’s Too Soft
Location: Party Central Foof Deck – 933 W. Wolfram St. (Map)
Hash Cash: Included in your weekend rego. $5 for walk-ups.
Time: Meet at noon, on-out at 12:30
Transit: CTA Brown Line Diversey Station is closest

There will be a trail of some variety, followed by an entertaining circle.

Three days is not enough. I need MORE HASHING!!!

If you have some extra time to spend in Chicago, you can hash for 7 straight days with these esteemed clubs:

  • Whiskey Wednesday HHH on Wednesday 5/26 at 7:00 PM. Location: Heritage Green Park – 610 W. Adams St. Hare: Cockholm Syndrome
  • Chicago Thirstday HHH on Thursday 5/27 at 7:00 PM. Location: 933 W. Wolfram St.,Hare: It’s Too Soft
  • Chicago Full Moon HHH on Friday 5/28 at 7:00 PM. Location: River Park (Francisco & Carmen), Hare: Lifa
  • Chicago 4×2 HHH on Tuesday 6/1 at 6:30 PM. Location: 2225 W. Campbell Park Drive. Hare: Bert’s Special Friend

Check their websites or Facebook pages for more info.

What does it cost and how do I register?

Registration is simple:

  1. Go fill out the ONLINE REGISTRATION (link at top of page).
  2. Go to PayPal and send money to the email address you were given upon completion of the registration form. Cost is $20 for Sunday only or $25 for 3 days (Sat-Mon).

Where can I stay?

If you need crash space, please contact da GM and we’ll make sure that you have a place to crash.