CH3 #1905

Chicago HHH Run #1905
Monday 5/19 – 7:00 PM
Hares: EpiPenis & Snatchsquatch
Venue: Angie’s Tavern – 3700 N. Kedzie

From da Hares: Its EpiPenis’ birthday! We’ve got $6 pitchers lined up and if the weather is nice we’ll be on the back patio again. Who knows, maybe another ice seat is necessary.

Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Addison. Go downstairs and transfer to the 152 Addison bus going west. Exit the bus at Kedzie and hoof it a block north to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line to Addison. Go upstairs and grab the 152 Addison bus going east. Exit the bus at Kedzie and hoof it a block north to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Kedzie and Waveland.

CH3 #1904

Chicago HHH Run #1904
Monday 5/12 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Specklebird
Venue: Grayland Pub – 3734 N Milwaukee Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Note the day and time change, we’re moving to Monday nights, people!

From da Hare: Grayland Pub is offering $0.75 drafts while Milwaukee is closed for construction, so let’s get properly sauced!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Addison. Go downstairs and grab the 152 Addison bus going west. Huff it north along Milwaukee to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line to Addison. Go upstairs and grab the 152 Addison bus going west to Milwaukee and then hoof it north to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Addison and Milwaukee. Hoof it north to the bar because construction has closed Milwaukee between Addison and Irving Park.

CH3 #1903

Chicago HHH Run #1903
Sunday 5/4 – 2:00 PM
Hares: TampOn-TampOff
Venue: Simone’s – 960 W. 18th St

From da Hares: Cinco de Mayo… on Cuatro de Mayo! This will be another A to B trail, with the B at Casa de TampON and if you play your cards right you won’t shortcut 3/4ths of trail this year.

Hash Cash: $8
BEER and FOOD will be provided.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 8 Halsted bus going south. Get off the bus at 18th St and hoof it west to Morgan St and the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line to Grand. Transfer to the 8 Halsted bus upstairs and side that sucker south to 18th St. Hoof it west to Morgan St and the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 18th St and Morgan – the B will be within a block of the bar, so don’t worry about parking too far away.

CH3 #1902

Chicago HHH Run #1902
Sunday 4/27 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Its Too Soft & Lifa
Venue: Ruji’s Foofdeck – 933 W. Wolfram

From da Fuji: Its the official opening of Ruji’s Foofdeck. After trail we’ll have a Hash Wedding Ceremony for Snatchsquatch & Two Girls One Cupcake.

As per etiquette & protocol the usual food and beerstravaganza will be provided so come hungry and thirsty. You might just want to call in sick on Monday. With a bunch of bonus beer leftover from TH3 #543 which ended up having circle on the SkyDeck due to some hockey playoff game at the bar that night.

From da Couple: Lots of booze, exchanging of vows, debauchery, etc, etc, you know the deal people. If you must buy us a gift, we’re registered at Binny’s & The Beer Temple

12pm – Hash Wedding Pre-Lube at Headquarters (Sheffield & Wolfram – Diversey Brown Line)

2pm – CH3 #1902 at Fuji’s Roofdeck (933 W. Wolfram – rain or shine) – trail at 2:30 expertly hared by Lifa, not so expertly hared by Its Too Soft

~4pm – Runners arrive back (hopefully alive) and circle begins

~5pm – Post-Circle Ceremonies and other good stuff, possibly grilling and drinking games

2am – GTFO, some of us have to work tomorrow!

Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to 933 W. Wolfram and climb the stairs to the rooftop.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east to North/Clybourn. Transfer to the 8 Halsted bus heading north. Exit the bus at Wolfram and hoof it a few blocks east to 933 W. Wolfram. Go around back and hoof it up to the rooftop.

Or take the Blue Line to Logan Square and the Diversey 76 bus East to Sheffield and hoof it a block North to Wolfram.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wolfram and Sheffield.

CH3 #1901

Chicago HHH Run #1901
Saturday 4/19 – 2:00 PM
Hares: WJew40 & Little Trojan Annie
Venue: Lucky’s Sandwich Co – 1635 N. Milwaukee

From da Hares: This will be our annual Pre-Easter Hash – it will be A-to-B ending at Casa de WJew40 (2300 W. Wabansia Ave #237). In addition to hash cash, please bring a pot luck side to share and we will transport it to the B for you.

Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus west. Transfer at Damen to the 50 Damen bus south to North/Milwaukee. Hoof it north on Milwaukee to the start.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it north on Milwaukee from North/Damen/Milwaukee to the start.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 2300 W. Wabansia (the location of the B), then hoof it east on Wabansia and then south on Milwaukee to the start..

CH3 #1900

Chicago HHH Run #1900
Sunday 4/13 – 2:00 PM
Hares: R Tard E & Super Stuffer
Venue: Shoes Pub – 1134 West Armitage
Hash Cash: $8
From the Hares – This is CH3 1900 Run and R-Tard’s 50th hare-ship! See if he learned anything after the last 49 attempts. The Hares promise a shot stop, beer stop, super shitty trail and you can find out what else when you drag your ass to the hash!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: TBD –

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: TBD – Check Back Soon

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and check back soon.

CH3 #1899

Chicago HHH Run #1899
Sunday 4/6 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bi-Hole Her & Litte Trojan Annie
Venue: Four Treys – 3333 N. Damen
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus going west. Exit the bus at Damen and hoof it north to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus north to School, then hoof it north to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Damen and Henderson.

CH3 #1898

Chicago HHH Run #1898
Sunday 3/30 – 2:00 PM
Hares: That Thing That Vibrates & Just Eh
Venue: Streeter’s Pub – 50 E. Chicago Ave

From da Hares: Post-Shamrock Shuffle Hash! Stumble over after “Beer in a Box!”

Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line towards the Loop – exit at Chicago and hoof it a block east to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line heading north. Exit at Chicago and hoof it east to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Chicago and Wabash.

Beer in a Box 2014

Beer In a Box
Sunday 3/30 – 9:00 AM
Venue: Buckingham Fountain

From da GM: Once again, Chicago hashers will be gathering just north of Buckingham Fountain for our Post-Shamrock Shuffle “Beer in a Box” celebration. We start as soon as the runners finish running 8k. Wave 1 starts at 8:30am; wave 2 starts at 9:15am. You could be drinking by 9am but the majority of the group will probably start gathering closer to 9:30-10am. The group usually congregates just north of Buckingham Fountain along the fence. Be sure to ask people for beer tickets as you approach the finish line and they leave for their cars.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Get on the Red Line and head into the Loop. Exit at Harrison and hoof it east over into Grant Park and then back north to Buckingham Fountain.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Get on the Blue Line and head into the Loop. Exit at Jackson and hoof it east over into Grant Park and then south to Buckingham Fountain.

Driving 🙁
Don’t even try it.

CH3 #1897

Chicago HHH Run #1897
Sunday 3/23 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Rumpspringa & Hooch Before Cooch
Venue: Carol’s Pub – 4659 N. Clark St
From da Hares: Double Birthday Hash!
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 22 Clark bus going north and exit at Leland. Bar is on the corner.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus north and ride that sucker to the Damen Brown Line stop. Hoof it east on Leland to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Leland and Clark.