Chicago Hash House Harriers – Page 67 – Every Week of the Year We Run for Beer

CH3 #1962

Chicago HHH #1962 – Sunday 4/12 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bi-Hole Her
Venue: Carol’s – 4659 N. Clark St
Hash Cash: $8
From da Hare: Its my birthday, gimme shit!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it over to Clark St. Grab the 22 Clark bus going north. Exit the bus at Leland and you’re there. (Approx. 20 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus going north. Exit the bus at the Brown Line station. Hoof it east on Leland over to Clark St and the bar. (Approx. 45 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Leland and Clark.

CH3 #1961

Chicago HHH Run #1961
Saturday 4/4 – 1:00 PM
Hares: WJew40, Little Trojan Annie, Stiffy for Stiffies & Four Score in the Back Door
Venue: Blue Line Tavern – 1548 N Damen Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Note the date change, we’ll be hashing on Saturday so that you can spend Sunday with your family celebrating zombie bunny day.

From da Hares: From the demented minds who brought you past Easter hashes such as EVERYTHING’S BIGGER IN TEXAS, EVERYTHING’S SMALLER IN ASIA, and EVERYTHING’S BETTER WITHOUT FOUR SCORE, we present you with this year’s Easter hash theme:

WE’LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU GET THERE CUZ IT’S A SECRET.

But it’s a really good theme, so be sure to show up for a debaucherous good time.

GAMES! PRIZES! FOOD! AND SO MUCH BOOZE!

**We’ll be providing a main dish but we are asking everyone else to bring side dishes & desserts.

TRAIL IS A-B. THERE WILL BE TRANSPORT FOR YOUR STUFF & FOOD FOR THE POTLUCK AFTER TRAIL.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to North/Clybourn. Go upstairs and grab the 72 North Ave bus and ride that west to Damen/Milwaukee. Hoof it south to the bar. (Approx. 25 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it to Damen/Milwaukee/North and the bar. (Approx. 5 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wabansia and Oakley, because that’s the B. Then hoof it over to the bar.

CH3 #1960

Chicago HHH Run #1960
Sunday 3/29 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Dr. Cockvorkian & Feather
Venue: Streeters – 50 E. Chicago Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: This is our annual Post-Beer in a Box hash – be sure to meet everyone dumb enough to run the Shamrock Shuffle downtown and get properly sauced beforehand.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Red Line south to Chicago. Hoof it east to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. At Jackson, transfer to the Red Line going north. Ride that sucker to Chicago, exit the subway, and hoof it east to the bar.

From Beer in a Box: Hoof it north and east to the Jackson Red Line stop. Grab the train going north. Ride that sucker to Chicago, exit the subway, and hoof it east to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wabash and Chicago. Curse yourself because you left early so you could grab Chick-fil-A, forgetting that they’re closed on Sundays.

CH3 #1959

Chicago HHH Run #1959
Sunday 3/22 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Hooch Before Cooch & Rumpspringa
Venue: Carol’s – 4659 N. Clark St

Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line north to Wilson, then hoof it north along Broadway to Leland and then west over to Clark and the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus north to the Eastwood/Brown Line stop. Hoof it up to Leland and then east over to Clark and the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Clark and Leland.

CH3 #1958

Chicago HHH Run #1958
Sunday 3/15 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Fibocrotchi Seecunts
Venue: Kelsey’s – 2265 N. Lincoln

Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 8 Halsted bus going south. Exit the bus at Belden and hoof it east over to Lincoln. Go south on Lincoln to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus east to Halsted. Transfer to the 8 Halsted bus going north. Exit the bus at Belden and hoof it east over to Lincoln. Go south on Lincoln to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Belden and Lincoln.

CH3 #1957

Chicago HHH Run #1957
Sunday 3/8 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Rumplestealskids
Venue: Burwood Tap – 724 W. Wrightwood

Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the 8 Halsted bus south to Wrightwood. Hoof it east to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus going east. Exit the bus at Halsted and grab the 8 Halsted bus going north to Wrightwood. Hoof it east to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wrightwood and Burling. Circle the neighborhood for an hour looking for a parking space, give up, and take public transit instead.

CH3 #1956

Chicago HHH Run #1956
Sunday 3/1 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Soul Taco & TBD
Venue: Shoe’s Pub – 1134 W. Armitage

Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: 2015’s GM handover hash, send off the old GM and welcome the new GM in style.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line south to Armitage, then hoof it west to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it up to Armitage, then grab the 73 Armitage bus going east. Exit the bus at Seminary and hoof it back west to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Armitage and Clifton.