CH3 Memorial Day 2023! Runs 2420, 2421 & 2422

Saturday, May 27 – Monday, May 29

Celebrate Memorial Day with the Chicago Hash! We have 3 days of fun and bad decisions lined up for you. And great news, we have eliminated the rego process this year. Each run is $10. Just show up and pay at the run site.

 

Saturday, May 27th – Prelube Run #2420

Hare: Steps in Shit
Location: Armstrong (Lillian Hardin) Park – 4433 S. St. Lawrence Ave. (map)
Hash Cash: $10
Time: Meet at Noon, on-out at 12:30 PM
From the hares: Cum one cum all to trail that will prove the Southside is not all bullets and car jackings. The hare promises a hound and dog friendly start/ending/circle. The approximately 4-mile trail is an A-B taking you through some of the more historical and picturesque areas of Chicago’s southside.
The start is about 4 blocks from the 43rd Green Line station, with plenty of FREE street side parking. Ubering? Use Armstrong Park as your destination.
Transit: Green line to 43rd St. then walk southeast a few blocks.

Sunday, May 28th – Memorial Day Main Event Run #2421

Hare: Horn-E, False Advertising & Zone 2
Location: Bunker Hill – Approximately 6800 N. Caldwell Ave. We have reserved grove #1  (map)
Hash Cash: $10
Time: Meet at noon, on-out at 12:30 PM
Eats: This is a potluck event. Please consider bringing something to share.
Transit: CTA Peterson  bus (route 84) west to the end of the line at Central Ave. or Metra Milwaukee District North Line from Union Station (at 10:35 AM) to Edgebrook Station. Upon arrival by bus or train, walk northwest on Caldwell Ave.  for about 3/4 mile to the entrance to Bunker Hill. Grove 1 is located just inside the entrance.

The main event! The RA will guarantee favorable skies! We’ll meet at our rented pavilion in Bunker Hill. Work up your thirst by running a shitty trail. Beer, food, and perhaps games will accompany this disaster.

Monday, May 29th Noon – Hangover Run #2422

Hares: Snatchsquatch & Le Shartiste
Location: 1872 N. Clybourn Ave. Unit 607. (Map)
Hash Cash: $10
Time: Meet at noon, on-out at 12:30 PM
Transit: North & Clybourn (red) and Armitage (brown) are closest.

There will be a trail of some variety, followed by an entertaining circle.

CH3 #2418

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2418

Sunday, May 14, 2023 2:00 PM

Venue: The Pony Inn – 1638 W. Belmont Ave.
Hare: Pony Poundher
From the Hare: Pony hares a once-in-a-lifetime Trail.
Event: Birthday Run
Hash Cash: $10

CH3 #2417

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2417

Sunday, May 7, 2023 2:00 PM

Venue: Oz Park – Meet at the Tinman statue at the intersection of Webster/Lincoln/Larrabee Aves.
Hare: Sleepy Nom Noms
From the Hare:

CH3 #2416

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2416

Sunday, April 30, 2023 2:00 PM

Venue: Fulton River Park – 601 W. Kinzie St.
Hare: False Advertising, Just Julie & Just Katie
Theme: Movie sites
From the hare: This is the sequel to a trail I did a few years ago of Chicago Movie locations. Like most sequels, it will be largely a rehash with minimal effort given. It’s a good excuse to re-watch Blues Brothers, Ferris Beuller, Untouchables, all the Dark Knights, Uncle Buck, Oceans Eleven and the oeuvre of famous French actor Juicy Smoliet.
PLUS!!! We will have two Just co-hares! Just Julie and Just Katie! Is there a naming in their future?

CH3 #2415

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2415

Sunday, April 23, 2023 2:00 PM

Venue: Duffy’s Tavern and Grille – 420 W. Diversey Pkwy.
Hare: Lifa
From the hare: A-to-A’ Shag wagon may be available depending on parking.

CH3 #2414

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2414

Sunday, April 16, 2023 2:00 PM

Venue: Billy Goat Tavern (The Original) – 420 N. Michigan Ave. Lower Level
Hare: Joaquin Penis
Hash Cash: $10
From the hare: A-to-A’ trail (Ends 10-minute walk from start). It won’t be the longest or hardest hash but I promise you’ll have a great time. Meat at the original Billy Goat Tavern for Joaquin’s first party of the year. Ends 22 floors high with music, real food, and all you can drink.

CH3 #2413

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2413

Sunday, April 9, 2023 2:00 PM

Venue: Sidetrack – 3349 N. Halsted St.
Hare: Pony Poundher
Event: Passover Week/Easter Sunday Run
From the hare: Today is the one day this year you can wear new shoes to the Hash with impunity! No down downs today for new shoes, just a host of other transgressions. Sidetrack welcomes all people who are 21+, even if you don’t wear an Easter bonnet.

CH3 #2412

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2412

Sunday, April 2, 2023 2:00 PM

Venue: L&L Tavern – 3207 N. Clark St.
Hare: Back Door Bizzle
From the hare: Trail will be A-to-B. A shag wagon will be provided to carry your shit to the B location.

CH3 #2411

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2411

Sunday, March 26, 2023 2:00 PM

Venue: Union Park – 1501 W. Randolph St.
Hares: Lost Her Penis & Bert’s Special Friend
Event: Post-Shamrock Shuffle
From the hares: We will be meeting up at Union Park at two for standard meetup. I will lead the Shufflers from Buckingham Fountain via the green line so bring your CTA card. This may surprise you, but this is only my second time haring. My first trail for Oktoberfest was nominated for both Best and Worst Trail of the Year. This is not an event to be missed.