CH3 #1894

Chicago HHH Run #1894
Sunday 3/2 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Snatchsquatch & TBD
Venue: Moe’s – 2937 N. Milwaukee
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus and go west. Exit the bus at Central Park and hoof it south, then turn south on Milwaukee to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line to Belmont, hoof it west along Belmont, then south on Central Park and south on Milwaukee.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Milwaukee and Central Park.

CH3 #1893

Chicago HHH Run #1893
Sunday 2/23 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Hood Whorenament & EpiPenis
Venue: Irish Eyes – 2519 N. Lincoln
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line to Fullerton. Hoof it east on Fullerton and then north on Lincoln to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus east to North/Clybourn. Go downstairs and hop on the Red Line. Exit the Red Line at Fullerton, then hoof it east on Fullerton and north on Lincoln to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Altgeld and Lincoln.

CH3 #1892

Chicago HHH Run #1892
Sunday 2/16 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Mount Schwiiinga
Venue: Rocks Lincoln Park – 1301 W. Schubert
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: MBA Hash (I’m graduating, you’re drinking!) The trail will consist of 1-3 beer stops with business related challenges. Those that pass will receive honorary tags.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the 76 Diversey bus west to Lakewood, then hoof it south to Schubert and the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 9 Ashland bus north to Wrightwood. Hoof it east to Lakewood and then north to Schubert and the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Schubert and Lakewood.

CH3 #1891

Chicago HHH Run #1891
Sunday 2/9 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bi-Hole Her, Snotcho Momma & Just Tina
Venue: Edgewater Lounge – 5600 N. Ashland
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Winter Olympics Hash! I’ve heard there will be games, possibly of the drinking variety.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Bryn Mawr, then hoof it west to Ashland and the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus north to Bryn Mawr/Ashland. Exit the bus and locate the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Ashland and Bryn Mawr – marvel at how boring and useless the far North Side is.

CH3 #1890

Chicago HHH Run #1890
Sunday 2/2 – 2:00 PM
Hares: WJew-40 & Little Trojan Annie
Venue: Blue Line Lounge – 1548 N. Damen
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Stupor Bowl Hash!

From da Hares: This will be an A to B trail with food and football at the end of trail. If you get lost or are late, head to Casa de WJew (2300 W. Wabansia). We’ll have a main dish for everyone, and you’re encouraged to bring a side dish to share with everyone.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to North & Clybourn, hoof it upstairs, resist the urge to buy a new iPad and get on the 72 North Ave bus heading west. Exit the bus at Damen and hoof it south to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it to the crotch of Wicker Park – Damen, Milwaukee, and North Ave.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to North, Damen, and Milwaukee – marvel at how long it takes cars to travel through this clusterfuck of an intersection.

CH3 #1889

Chicago HHH Run #1889
Sunday 1/26 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Stab ‘Em & Slab ‘Em & Lifa
Venue: Casa de Stab ‘em & Slab ‘em – 6530 S. University Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da hares: This is Snow Hash #6! The only hash run of the year guaranteed to have snow. Come join us for a romp through the environs of beautiful Hyde Park, Washington Park and Jackson Park. You may want to bring along an extra pair of shoes for this one.

After the run, the hares will be providing Italian beef sandwiches, but you are encouraged to bring along additional food/snacks to share with the group.

As a bonus, this will be a joint run with Second City HHH, which means you get 2 additional hares (LTA & WJew-40) to abuse during circle.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South – you’ll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you’ll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab ‘em will be on your right as you’re heading South.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South – you’ll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you’ll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab ‘em will be on your right as you’re heading South.

By CTA Green Line: Take a green line train bound for East 63rd St. Ride it all the way to the end of the line. Walk east on 63rd St. then south on University as described above. Total walk time: 10~15 min.

Via Magical, Mystical, Metra Train: There is a Metra Electric train that leaves Millennium Station (underground at Michigan & Randolph) at 1:00 PM. You need to:
1. Buy a ticket ($2.50) before you board.
2. Tell the conductor you want to get off at 63rd St. (otherwise the train may not stop there).
3. Get off at 63rd and use the exit at the south end of the platform (64th St.) and zig zag your way south and west to the venue.
You will be early.

Driving Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 65th and University – marvel at how much parking there is. Don’t be a wank and be sure to carpool.

CH3 #1888

Chicago HHH Run #1888
Sunday 1/19 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Roofie Ragu
Venue: J. Patrick’s – 1367 W. Erie St
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to Grand. Transfer to the 65 Grand bus heading west. Exit the bus at Noble and hoof it north to Erie and the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line to Chicago. Hoof it south on Ogden, turn north on Racine and then immediately west on Erie. Hoof it over to Noble and the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Erie and Noble.

CH3 #1887

Chicago HHH Run #1887
Sunday 1/12 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Little Trojan Annie
Venue: Independence Tap – 3932 W. Irving Park
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Irving Park. Transfer to the 80 Irving Park bus heading west. Exit the bus at Springfield and hoof it west to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue line to Irving Park. Hoof it west on Irving Park to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Irving Park and Harding. There is parking behind the bar.

CH3 #1886

Chicago HHH Run #1886
Sunday 1/5 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bert’s Special Friend, Son of Spam & Fire Crotch
Venue: Drum & Monkey – 1435 W. Taylor St
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south into the Loop. Transfer over to the Blue Line and ride that sucker towards Forest Park. Exit the Blue Line at Racine, then hoof it south to Taylor and then west to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 9 Ashland bus south to Taylor, then hoof it east to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Taylor and Laflin.

CH3 #1885

Chicago HHH Run #1885
Sunday 12/29 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Taste the Rainbow
Venue: Gambler’s – 4908 N. Pulaski
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: If you’re lucky there will be a dumpster fire at the On-After.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Lawrence, then hop on the 81 Lawrence bus going west. Get off the bust at Pulaski and hoof it north to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line to Irving Park, then transfer to the 53 Pulaski bus north to Ainslie. Hoof it north to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Ainslie and Pulaski.