Category: All Chicago Hash Runs

CH3 #2032

Chicago HHH #2032 – Monday 5/23 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Snotcho Mama
Venue: Independence Tap – 3932 W Irving Park
Hash Cash: $8

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line out to Irving Park, then transfer downstairs to the 81 Irving Park bus going west. Exit the bus at Springfield and hoof it over to Harding and the bar. (Approx. 35 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line and ride that out to Irving Park. Hoof it east on Irving Park to Harding and the bar. (Approx. 25 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Harding and Irving Park – there is parking in back of the bar, but Harding is a one-way going south.

CH3 #2031

Chicago Hash Run #2031 – May 16, 2016
Hares: Horn E
Venue: Barrelman – 6001 N. Paulina
Hash Cash: $8

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it over to Clark and grab the 22 Clark bus going north. Exit the bus at Elmdale/Peterson and hoof it west over to Paulina and the bar. (Approx. 35 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus going north. Ride that pony to the end of the line and exit at Edgewater & Clark. Hoof it north along Clark and then Northwest along Ridge to the bar. (Approx. 55 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Peterson/Paulina/Ridge.

CH3 #2030

Chicago HHH #2030 – Monday 5/9 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Pegacorn
Venue: Cabaret Lounge – 6101 W. Montrose
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: Trail is A to B – you’ve been warned.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line out to Montrose. Downstairs transfer to the 78 Montrose bus going west. Exit the bus at Meade, bar is on the southwest corner. (Approx. 65 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Montrose. Upstairs transfer to the 78 Montrose bus going west. Exit the bus at Meade, bar is on the southwest corner. (Approx. 55 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Montrose and Meade.

CH3 #2029

Chicago HHH #2029 – Monday 5/2 – 7:00 PM

Hares: 69 Cent Man & Various Other Co-Conspirators
Venue: Bialystok Pub – 3653 W Diversey Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It’s May, which means that we’re back to hashing on Monday nights – if you show up at the bar on Sunday there won’t be anybody there!

From da Hare: It’s Polish Constitution Day!

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown or Purple Line south to Diversey. Transfer to the 76 Diversey bus going west and ride that pony out to Lawndale, then hoof it back east a bit to the bar (Approx. 40 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Logan Square. Go upstairs and transfer to the 76 Diversey bus going west. Exit the bus at Lawndale and hoof it back east to the bar. (Approx. 20 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lawndale and Diversey.

CH3 #2028

Chicago HHH #2028 – Sunday 4/24 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Billy Jizz LIMIT & Furry Spice
Venue: Irish Eyes – 2519 N Lincoln
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: 420 Hash!

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to Fullerton. Hoof it north along Sheffield, eat on Altgeld, then North on Lincoln to the bar (Approx. 10 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east to North/Clybourn. Get on the Red Line downstairs and go north to Fullerton. Hoof it north along Sheffield, eat on Altgeld, then North on Lincoln to the bar (Approx. 30 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln and Altgeld – good luck finding parking.

CH3 #2027

Chicago HHH #2027 – Sunday 4/17 – 2:00 PM
Hares: R2-Do Me & Taste the Rainbow
Venue: Celtic Crown – 4301 N. Western
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: Star Wars theme hash in honor of my birthday! Bring me down-downs! Costumes are encouraged!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line out to Western. Hoof it south on Western to Cullom and the bar (Approx. 20 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it over to Western and grab the 49 Western bus going north. Sit in traffic forever because they’re taking out the overpass at Belmont. Exit the bus at Cullom and you’re at the bar (Approx. 30 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Cullom and Western.

CH3 #2026

Chicago HHH #2026 – Sunday 4/10 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Dicken’s Cider
Venue: Rite Liquors – 1649 W Division
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: It’s my birthday! Bring me down-downs!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to Clark/Division. Transfer to the 70 Division bus upstairs and go west. Exit the bus at Paulina and then hoof it back east to the bar (Approx. 30 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line to Division, then hoof it west on Division to the bar (Approx. 5 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Division and Paulina – there might be parking south of Division, but good luck finding it.

CH3 #2025

Chicago HHH #2025 – Sunday 4/3 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Gay Dancer & Stiffy for Stiffies
Venue: Streeter’s – 50 E Chicago
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Our annual Post-Shamrock Shuffle, Post-Beer in a Box hash. You’ll probably be drunk for this one, just saying.

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line towards the Loop. Exit at Chicago and hoof it east to the bar (Approx. 15 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer at Monroe to the Red Line and go north. Exit the train at Chicago and hoof it east to the bar. (Approx. 30 min)
From Beer in a Box/Buckingham Fountain: Haul your drunk ass over to Michigan Ave. Grab one of the eight hundred buses available going north. Exit the bus at Chicago and hoof it over to the bar. (Approx. 20 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Chicago and Wabash.

CH3 #2024

Chicago HHH #2024 – Saturday 3/26 – 2:00 PM

Hares: WJew-40, Little Trojan Annie, Stiffy for Stiffies, & Four Score in the Back Door
Venue: Green Eye Lounge – 2403 W. Homer St
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It’s our regularly scheduled Pre-Easter Hash. Notice that we’ve moved the hash to Saturday so that you can spend time with your families on Sunday.

From da Hares:
– Bring money/debit card for trail if you want to play a game that has a prize.
– Bring food for potluck
– TRAIL IS A-B. There will be a shag wagon to transport food and your shit to the B. If you have some prep work to do on your food or you’re a control freak, you can cum to the B early and drop your shit off yourself (Hint: the B is Trojan Jew’s B&B&B). Just let LTA know.
– Free street parking at the B. At the A too, if you look hard enough. But we don’t recommend driving if you can help it.
– More than one game on trail. If you’ve never done an Easter trail….good luck.
– Four Score is back as a hare. We’re truly sorry.

From da GM (reprise): TL;DR

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line south to Armitage. Transfer to the 73 Armitage bus going west. Exit the bus at Western and the bar is below the El tracks on the west side of the street. (Approx. 30 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue line going towards O’Hare. Exit the train at Western and the bar is downstairs, under the El, on the west side of the street. (Approx. 5 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Western and Homer. Avoid Western and Belmont at all costs, cause they’re removing the overpass.

CH3 #2023

Chicago HHH #2023 – Sunday 3/20 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Lifa
Venue: J&M Tap – 957 N Leavitt
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: If you’re smart enough to avoid Big Hump Green Dress, be sure to come out for a shitty trail!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Red Line going south and ride that sucker to Clark/Division. Transfer upstairs to the 70 Division bus going west. Ride that sucker west until you get to Leavitt, then hoof it south to the bar. (Approx. 40 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus south to Augusta, then hoof it west to Leavitt and the bar. (Approx. 10 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Leavitt and Augusta, marvel at the gentrification.