Category: Theme Hashes

CH3 #1817

Chicago HHH Run #1817

Sunday 12/2 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Specklebird

Venue: Casa de Specklebird – 4611 W. Warwick

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Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Its Idiot’s Day! We’ll be doing a joint hash wish Second City once again.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line North to Sheridan. Tranfer downstairs to the 80 Irving Park bus heading West. Bust out a book because you’re going to be on this sucker until you get to Kilpatrick. Exit the bus at Kilpatrick and hoof it South to Warwick, then back East until you get to 4611.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line to Irving Park. Transfer to the 80 Irving Park bus heading West. Get off the bus at Kilpatrick and hoof it South to Warwick and then back East until you get to 4611.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Warwick and Kenton.

CH3 #1815

Chicago HHH Run #1815

Saturday 11/17 – 3:00 PM

Hares: Soul Taco

Venue: Casa de Soul Taco – 3641 W. Belmont Ave

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Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Turkey Time, bitches! We’ll be having a pot luck along with the hash, so be sure to bring your favorite Thanksgiving treat to share with everybody. Be sure to note the date and time change.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the 77 Belmont Bus West to Central Park. Hoof it over to 3641 W. Belmont.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line to the Belmont stop. Either be super lazy and transfer onto the 77 Belmont Bus heading West and ride that over to Central Park, or just hoof it over to 3641 W. Belmont.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise up to Belmont and Monticello.

CH3 #1814

Chicago HHH Run #1814
Sunday 11/11 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Chicken Stiffer
Venue: Forest Glen Woods – 5450 N. Forest Glen Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Its Veteran Day – in honor of such, you may wear something that represents one of the branches of the Armed Forces in absence of hasberdashery.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line out to Berwyn. Go downstairs and transfer onto the 92 Foster Bus. Grab a book to read as you’ll be riding that sucker West out to Elston. Hoof it North on Elston and then North on Forest Glen. Forest Preserve will be on your left after you pass the Metra station.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 49 Western Bus North to Foster. Transfer over to the 92 Foster Bus and ride that puppy West to Elston. Hoof it North on Elston and then North on Forest Glen. Forest Preserve will be on your left after you pass the Metra station.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise up to Elston & Foster. Head North on Elston and then make a right and head North onto Forest Glen. Forest Preserve will be on your left after you pass the Metra station – be sure to back your car into a parking space so that everyone knows you’re cruisin’.

CH3 #1813

Chicago HHH Run #1813
Sunday 11/4 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Chunder Pussy & Glory Hole
Venue: Atlantic Bar & Grill – 5062 N. Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: This is a Chuckin’ Pumpkin hash – either bring a pumpkin from home or grab one on trail because at the end we’ll be seeing who can toss their’s the furthest.

From da GM: This will be your last chance to rego for Anthrax for the low-low price, so bring extra cash.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Brown Line to Western. Hoof it North along Lincoln Ave until you get to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: 49 Western Bus North to Winnemac – then West on Winnemac over to Lincoln. Bar is just North of Winnemac on Lincoln.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Winnemac and Lincoln. There’s a parking lot next to the bar.

CH3 #1812

Chicago HHH Run #1812

Sunday 10/28 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Hood Whorenament, Hoosier Daddy & Taste the Rainbow

Venue: Dark Horse Tap & Grill – 3443 N. Sheffield

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Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: It’s Halloween, bitches! Wankers are encouraged to come in their scariest costume and bimbos are encourage to come in their sluttiest costume. If you don’t have a costume, Hood Whorenament will behead you, which I’m pretty sure is something sexual in nature.

From da GM: Just Darrell, brother of the recently departed Bloody Asshole, will be in attendance, so please come on out in honor of a fallen hasher.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line to Addison, then hoof it South on Sheffield to the bar. From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus East to North/Clybourn. Transfer to the Red Line downstairs and ride that puppy North to Addison. Hoof it South on Sheffield to the bar.

Driving 🙁 Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Sheffield and Clark. Pay out the ass for street parking because this is Wrigleyville, motherfucker!

CH3 #1809

Chicago HHH Run #1809
Sunday 10/07 – 1:00 PM
Hares: Batteries Not Included & Mysterious Co-Conspirators
Venue: Cork & Kerry at the Park – 3258 S. Princeton Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Notice the time and date change – we’ll be switching back to Sunday afternoon hashes for the rest of Winter with this date. We’re also starting early at the request of the hares, but since the starting location is right next to where we’ll be handing out beer that morning it shouldn’t be too big of a hassle. This will also be an A-B trail, but the hares promise that your bags will be transported for you.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and ride that sucker to Sox-35th. Exit the station to the North and you’ll be on 33rd. Now hoof it West a couple of blocks over to Princeton. Bar is on the corner.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and ride that baby into the Loop. At Monroe transfer over to the Red Line via the handy rape tunnel the CTA provides for you. Ride the Red Line South to Sox-35th. Exit the station to the North and you’ll be on 33rd. Now hoof it West a couple of blocks over to Princeton. Bar is on the corner.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Princeton & 33rd. Be advised of street closures due to the Chicago Marathon.

CH3 #1796

Chicago HHH Run #1796

Monday 8/6 – 7:00 PM

Hares: R Tard E

Venue: Weeds Lounge – 1555 N. Dayton

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Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: White Trash Hash! Come dressed in your redneck best!

From da GM: If you don’t know the difference between Joe’s on Weed and Weeds then you deserve to get lost and miss the hash.

From da Ladies of PoP: This will be your last chance to rego for PoP and guarantee yourself a shirt, so bring extra cash, you wankers.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and cruise on down to North & Clybourn. Hoof it South on Dayton down to Weed. Bar is on the corner. From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop onto the 72 North Ave bus and ride that sucker East to North & Clybourn. Hoof it South on Dayton down to Weed. Bar is on the corner.

CH3 #1780

Chicago HHH Run #1780
Monday 5/7 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Virgin Banger, Cuma Slutra, & 69 Cent Man
Venue: Bialystok Pub – 3653 W. Diversey
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: The Chicago Hash House Harriers will be switching back to Mondays, which means that we’re going to be doing our annual Polish Constitution Day Hash! Poland was actually the first country after the United States to adopt a democratic constitution, but the darned thing only lasted a year before the Russians showed up and made Poland their bitch. Again. Poland: getting double-teamed by Russia and Germany since 1025 AD!

From da Hares: Polish garb is acceptable in lieu of traditional haberdashery.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 76 Diversey bus headed West and open up a book. Stay on the bus until you read Lawndale. The bar should be on the South side of the street.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and ride that bad boy out to the Logan Square stop. Transfer onto 76 Diversey bus headed West and chat it up with the hashers coming from Lincoln Park for the next few blocks before you get off the bus at Lawndale. The bar should be on the South side of the street.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Diversey and Lawndale.

CH3 #1777

Chicago HHH Run #1777

Sunday 4/15 – 2:00 PM

Hares: R Tard E & Dark Side of the Poon

Venue: Helen’s Two Way Lounge – 2928 W. Fullerton

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Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: R Tard E returns as the hare as Chicago H3 celebrates the third annual “4/20 Hash.” This will be R Tard’s first trail since he won 2011 Trail of the Year for Anthrax X – here’s hoping that he hasn’t forgotten everything since then.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 74 Fullerton bus and ride that sucker West until you get to Milwaukee. Entrance to the bar is on both Milwaukee and Fullerton.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 56 Milwaukee bus and take that sucker North to Fullerton. Entrance to the bar is on both Milwaukee and Fullerton.

Driving 🙁 Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Fullerton and Milwaukee – there should be plenty of street parking available, so don’t worry about that.