Author: Snatch Squatch

CH3 #2042

Chicago HHH #2042 – Sunday 7/3 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Furry Spice & Lifa
Venue: Casa de Chunder County – 5515 W Newport
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: Fuck the British!

From da Hosts: We’ll be having our standard Chunder County BBQ spread for people to eat – everyone is welcome to straggle in starting at 1PM and the on-out will be at the usual 2:30PM.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 77 Belmont bus going west. Exit the bus at Linder and hoof it north to Newport and then west to Chunder County. Go around back. (Approx. 50 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Belmont. Upstairs transfer to the 77 Belmont bus and say hello to everyone riding since Lincoln Park/Lakeview. Exit the bus at Linder and hoof it north to Newport and then west to Chunder County. Go around back. (Approx. 40 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Linder and Newport.

CH3 #2041

Chicago HHH #2041 – Monday 6/27 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Creamthroat Willie & Dr. Cockvorkian
Venue: The Hideout – 1354 W Wabansia
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: Trail will be A-to-B.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to North/Clyborn – hop on the 72 North Ave bus going west. Exit the bus at Throop. Hoof it north to Wabansia and then west to the bar (Approx. 25 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east to Elston. Hoof it north to Wabansia and then east to the bar. (Approx. 15 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wabansia and Ada – trail is A-to-B though, so be prepared to pick up your car after the fact.

CH3 #2040

Chicago HHH #2040 – Saturday 6/25 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Stiffy for Stiffies
Venue: Bar Atlantic – 5062 N Lincoln
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Summer Saturdays!

From da Hares: Trail will be A-to-B and I will have an automobile there to transport your shit. Plan accordingly.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line out to Western. Transfer to the 49 Western bus going north. Exit the bus at Winnemac and hoof it west to Lincoln – bar is just north of Winnemac on Lincoln (Approx. 25 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it over to Western and grab the 49 Western bus going north. Exit the bus at Winnemac and hoof it west to Lincoln – bar is just north of Winnemac on Lincoln (Approx. 45 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Winnemac and Lincoln – trail is A-to-B though, so prepare to hoof it back to the bar to get your car after circle.

CH3 #2039

Chicago HHH #2039 – Monday 6/20 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Snotcho Mama
Venue: Burton Place – 1447 N Wells
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: It’s the Summer Solstice!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line down to Sedgwick, then hoof it east on North Ave and finally south on Wells to the bar. (Approx. 20 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus going east. Exit the bus at Wells and hoof it south to the bar. (Approx. 20 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wells and North Ave – good luck finding parking.

CH3 #2038

Chicago HHH #2038 – Monday 6/13 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Gay Dancer & I Eat Dick
Venue: Micheal’s Pizza – 4091 N. Broadway
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: ALL THE CROTCH THRUSTING!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line north to Sheridan. Exit downstairs and hoof it north on Sheridan. Turn east on Belle Plaine and hoof it over to Broadway – the bar is on the corner. (Approx. 15 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus going east. Exit the bus at North/Clybourn and go downstairs to the subway. Take the Red Line north to Sheridan. Exit downstairs and hoof it north on Sheridan. Turn east on Belle Plaine and hoof it over to Broadway – the bar is on the corner. (Approx. 35 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Belle Plaine and Broadway – marvel at the complete lack of packing.

CH3 #2037

Chicago HHH #2037 – Monday 6/6 – 7:00 PM
Hares: R Tard E
Venue: Celtic Crown – 4301 N. Western Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Don’t blame me, I voted for R Tard.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line out to Western. Hop on the 49 Western bus going south. Exit the bus at Cullom and the bar is on the corner (Approx. 20 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Western. Downstairs transfer to the 49 Western bus going north. Exit the bus at Cullom and the bar is on the corner (Approx. 40 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Cullom and Western.

CH3 #2035.5

Chicago HHH #2035 v 2.0 – Friday 6/3 – 6:00 PM
Hares: Fuji
Venue: Roofdeck de It’s Too Soft – 933 W. Wolfram Rooftop
Hash Cash: None. We got this. Just please bring some beer and ice if you want to drink like Friday night crazy.

Well those fun folks who organized CH3 Memorial Day main event waaaay overbought food so their leftovers became the main course for my hangover hash and much of the food I procured never even got cooked, like a half dozen pounds of fresh marinated chicken and more Polish sausages than you can shake a stick at as well as that damn birthday cake.

So to clear space in my fridge for non-hash food I’m gonna have another rooftop party. Friday night after work looks like the best weather day this week. Not planning on any trail unless someone wants to set some, just grilling and drinking with friends on the new Party Central SkyDeck.

I got about a case of beer that I found in various coolers this morning but the way you cats drink please bring more beer along with some ice if you want to tie one on. Desserts and sides are welcome and appreciated too as always. On on.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to 933 W Wolfram. Go around back and take the stairs to the roofdeck. (Approx. 10 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 bus north to Diversey. Transfer to the 76 Diversey bus going east. Exit at the Brown Line station, hoof it north on Sheffield and then east to 933 W Wolfram. Go around back and take the stairs to the roofdeck. (Approx. 30 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wolfram and Sheffield. Hoof it up to the roofdeck and plead with Its Too Soft to give you a guest parking pass, then hoof it back down to your car to discover that you’ve already been ticketed. City’s got to get paid somehow!

CH3 #2035

Chicago HHH #2035 – Sunday 5/30 – 12:00 PM
Hares: It’s Too Soft & Lifa
Venue: Roofdeck de Its Too Soft – 933 W. Wolfram Rooftop
Hash Cash: $10

From da GM: This is the Memorial Day Hangover trail. Depending on how gracious the hares are, this is either going to be a ballbuster or an actual fatboy trail. Who knows? If you paid for the entire weekend this is included in your rego, otherwise please bring $10 to help cover the cost of food and booze.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to 933 W Wolfram. Go around back and take the stairs to the roofdeck. (Approx. 10 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 bus north to Diversey. Transfer to the 76 Diversey bus going east. Exit at the Brown Line station, hoof it north on Sheffield and then east to 933 W Wolfram. Go around back and take the stairs to the roofdeck. (Approx. 30 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wolfram and Sheffield. Hoof it up to the roofdeck and plead with Its Too Soft to give you a guest parking pass, then hoof it back down to your car to discover that you’ve already been ticketed. City’s got to get paid somehow!

CH3 #2034

Chicago HHH #2034 – Sunday 5/29 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Gay Dancer & Little Trojan Annie
Venue: Catherine Chevalier Woods – Approx 5515 N. East River Rd
Hash Cash: $65

From da GM: Please note the earlier start time – we have to be out of the park by sunset, so we’re chasing daylight, folks!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus and go west to Kimball. Go downstairs and grab the Blue Line out towards O’Hare. Exit the train at Cumberland, hoof it south to Bryn Mawr, and then west to East River Rd. Go into the Catherine Chevalier Woods Forest Preserve and we will be at Grove #3, which is around the bend from the main entrance/parking lot. (Approx. 1 hour 15 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line out towards O’Hare. Exit the train at Cumberland, hoof it south to Bryn Mawr, and then west to East River Rd. Go into the Catherine Chevalier Woods Forest Preserve and we will be at Grove #3, which is around the bend from the main entrance/parking lot. (Approx. 45 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to East River Rd and Gregory. There’s parking inside the Forest Preserve for you, but your car has to be out by nightfall, so good luck with that. Be sure to back your car in, that way everyone knows you’re cruising.