Author: Snatch Squatch

CH3 #1789

Chicago HHH Run #1789

Monday 6/25 – 7:00 PM

Hares: Fistful of Pricks

Venue: O’Lanagan’s – 2335 W. Montrose

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Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Brown Line and ride that sucker out to Western. Hoof it South on Western to Montrose and then East on Montrose to the bar. From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 50 Damen bus North to Montrose. Exit the bus and hoof it West to the bar.

Driving 🙁 Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Montrose and Claremont. There should be parking for once, so at least you’ve got that going for you.

CH3 #1788

Chicago HHH Run #1788

Saturday 6/23 – 2:00 PM

Hares: AssCapades & The Dark Kunt

Venue: Foof de AssCapades – 4660 N. Winthrop

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Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: Bring your CTA pass, you’re going to need it to complete this incredibly shitty trail.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and ride that puppy North to Lawrence. Go downstairs and marvel at how even though this station is a shithole it is still infinitely better than Wilson. Hoof it East on Lawrence to Winthrop and then South on Winthrop to Leland. Ring the buzzer for “Gerring” and pray that he’s hope from laying trail lest you get shot while waiting for him. From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 72 North Ave bus and ride that pony East to Clark/Division. Transfer to the Red Line and ride that puppy North to Lawrence. Go downstairs and marvel at how even though this station is a shithole it is still infinitely better than Wilson. Hoof it East on Lawrence to Winthrop and then South on Winthrop to Leland. Ring the buzzer for “Gerring” and pray that he’s hope from laying trail lest you get shot while waiting for him.

Driving 🙁 Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Leland and Winthrop. Lock your car and be prepared to find it on cinder blocks when you come back from trail. You know where you are? You’re in the jungle baby! You’re gonna die!

CH3 #1787

Chicago HHH Run #1787

Monday 6/18 – 7:00 PM

Hares: Magnetic Muff & Just Do Me Slowly

Venue: J&M Tap – 957 N. Leavitt St

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Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and ride that sucker South to Chicago. Exit the station and transfer to the 66 Chicago Bus traveling West. Hop off the bus at Leavitt and hoof it North to Leavitt and Augusta. Bar is just South of the corner on the East side of the street. From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 50 Damen bus and ride that sucker South to Augusta. Exit the bus and hoof it West to Leavitt. Bar is just South of the corner on East side of Leavitt.

Driving 🙁 Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Augusta and Leavitt.

CH3 #1786

Chicago HHH Run #1786

Monday 6/11 – 7:00 PM

Hares: Drill In My Box & Chicken Stiffer

Venue: Parrots Bar & Grill – 754 W. Wellington

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Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: It’s my birthday and I took the next day off work!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Wellington. Exit the train and walk a few blocks East to Wellington and Halsted. Bar is on the Northeast corner of the street. From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave Bus East to North & Clyborn. Transfer to the 8 Halsted bus and ride that puppy North to Halsted and Wellington. Bar is on the Northeast corner of the street.

Driving 🙁 Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wellington and Halsted. All the parking around the hospital is zoned after 6pm, so you’re probably screwed.

CH3 #1785

Chicago HHH Run #1785

Monday 6/04 – 7:00 PM

Hares: Glitter Spitter & That Thing That Vibrates

Venue: Happy Village – 1059 N. Wolcott

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Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Remember to bring your IDs on this one – the bartenders at Happy Village are dicks and card everybody. Even Horn E.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and ride that sucker South to Clark & Division. Go upstairs and transfer to the 70 Division St Bus. Ride that puppy West to Wolcott. Hoof it a block South to Wolcott and Thomas, bar is on the Southeast corner. From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 50 Damen bus and ride South to Thomas. Hop off and walk two blocks East to Wolcott, bar is on the Southeast Corner.

Driving 🙁 Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Thomas and Wolcott.