Author: Snatch Squatch

CH3 #1908

Chicago HHH Run #1908
Monday 5/26 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Gaping Panda Hidden Homo
Venue: Fuji’s Roofdeck – 933 W. Wolfram
From da Hares: Memorial Day Hangover! More beer and food than you can shake a stick at and the weather forecast is 85 and sunny so leave something in the tank for the Real Memorial Day!!

Hash Cash: $8 – Includes FOOD!!!! If you paid for the entire Memorial Day Weekend rego then your hash cash is already included.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to 933 W. Wolfram and climb the steps in back to the roof.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus north to Diversey and transfer to the 76 Diversey bus going east or take the Blue Line to Logan Square and xfer to the Diversey 76. Get off the bus at the Brown Line stop, then hoof it up Sheffield and east on Wolfram. Go around back and climb the stairs to the roof.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wolfram and Sheffield. On street (no meters) parking on Sheffield South of Diversey and around Jonquil Park down by Wrightwood.

CH3 #1906

Chicago HHH Run #1906
Saturday 5/24 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bi-Hole Her & Dr. Cockvorkian
Venue: Back Door County’s Sideyard – 2952 W. Nelson

From da Hares: Memorial Day Saturday Trail – Rego early for the whole weekend and save some cash!

Hash Cash: $10

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus going west. Exit the bus at Sacramento, hoof it south to Nelson and then down the street to 2952 W. Nelson. Go through the gangway and around back to the find all the fun.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line towards O’Hare. Exit at Belmont and grab the 77 Belmont bus east to Sacramento. Hoof it south to Nelson and then down the street to 2952 W. Nelson. Go through the gangway and around back to the find all the fun.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Nelson and Richmond. Beware one way streets.

CH3 #1905

Chicago HHH Run #1905
Monday 5/19 – 7:00 PM
Hares: EpiPenis & Snatchsquatch
Venue: Angie’s Tavern – 3700 N. Kedzie

From da Hares: Its EpiPenis’ birthday! We’ve got $6 pitchers lined up and if the weather is nice we’ll be on the back patio again. Who knows, maybe another ice seat is necessary.

Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Addison. Go downstairs and transfer to the 152 Addison bus going west. Exit the bus at Kedzie and hoof it a block north to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line to Addison. Go upstairs and grab the 152 Addison bus going east. Exit the bus at Kedzie and hoof it a block north to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Kedzie and Waveland.

CH3 #1904

Chicago HHH Run #1904
Monday 5/12 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Specklebird
Venue: Grayland Pub – 3734 N Milwaukee Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Note the day and time change, we’re moving to Monday nights, people!

From da Hare: Grayland Pub is offering $0.75 drafts while Milwaukee is closed for construction, so let’s get properly sauced!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Addison. Go downstairs and grab the 152 Addison bus going west. Huff it north along Milwaukee to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line to Addison. Go upstairs and grab the 152 Addison bus going west to Milwaukee and then hoof it north to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Addison and Milwaukee. Hoof it north to the bar because construction has closed Milwaukee between Addison and Irving Park.

CH3 #1903

Chicago HHH Run #1903
Sunday 5/4 – 2:00 PM
Hares: TampOn-TampOff
Venue: Simone’s – 960 W. 18th St

From da Hares: Cinco de Mayo… on Cuatro de Mayo! This will be another A to B trail, with the B at Casa de TampON and if you play your cards right you won’t shortcut 3/4ths of trail this year.

Hash Cash: $8
BEER and FOOD will be provided.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 8 Halsted bus going south. Get off the bus at 18th St and hoof it west to Morgan St and the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line to Grand. Transfer to the 8 Halsted bus upstairs and side that sucker south to 18th St. Hoof it west to Morgan St and the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 18th St and Morgan – the B will be within a block of the bar, so don’t worry about parking too far away.

CH3 #1902

Chicago HHH Run #1902
Sunday 4/27 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Its Too Soft & Lifa
Venue: Ruji’s Foofdeck – 933 W. Wolfram

From da Fuji: Its the official opening of Ruji’s Foofdeck. After trail we’ll have a Hash Wedding Ceremony for Snatchsquatch & Two Girls One Cupcake.

As per etiquette & protocol the usual food and beerstravaganza will be provided so come hungry and thirsty. You might just want to call in sick on Monday. With a bunch of bonus beer leftover from TH3 #543 which ended up having circle on the SkyDeck due to some hockey playoff game at the bar that night.

From da Couple: Lots of booze, exchanging of vows, debauchery, etc, etc, you know the deal people. If you must buy us a gift, we’re registered at Binny’s & The Beer Temple

12pm – Hash Wedding Pre-Lube at Headquarters (Sheffield & Wolfram – Diversey Brown Line)

2pm – CH3 #1902 at Fuji’s Roofdeck (933 W. Wolfram – rain or shine) – trail at 2:30 expertly hared by Lifa, not so expertly hared by Its Too Soft

~4pm – Runners arrive back (hopefully alive) and circle begins

~5pm – Post-Circle Ceremonies and other good stuff, possibly grilling and drinking games

2am – GTFO, some of us have to work tomorrow!

Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to 933 W. Wolfram and climb the stairs to the rooftop.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east to North/Clybourn. Transfer to the 8 Halsted bus heading north. Exit the bus at Wolfram and hoof it a few blocks east to 933 W. Wolfram. Go around back and hoof it up to the rooftop.

Or take the Blue Line to Logan Square and the Diversey 76 bus East to Sheffield and hoof it a block North to Wolfram.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wolfram and Sheffield.

CH3 #1901

Chicago HHH Run #1901
Saturday 4/19 – 2:00 PM
Hares: WJew40 & Little Trojan Annie
Venue: Lucky’s Sandwich Co – 1635 N. Milwaukee

From da Hares: This will be our annual Pre-Easter Hash – it will be A-to-B ending at Casa de WJew40 (2300 W. Wabansia Ave #237). In addition to hash cash, please bring a pot luck side to share and we will transport it to the B for you.

Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus west. Transfer at Damen to the 50 Damen bus south to North/Milwaukee. Hoof it north on Milwaukee to the start.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it north on Milwaukee from North/Damen/Milwaukee to the start.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 2300 W. Wabansia (the location of the B), then hoof it east on Wabansia and then south on Milwaukee to the start..

CH3 #1900

Chicago HHH Run #1900
Sunday 4/13 – 2:00 PM
Hares: R Tard E & Super Stuffer
Venue: Shoes Pub – 1134 West Armitage
Hash Cash: $8
From the Hares – This is CH3 1900 Run and R-Tard’s 50th hare-ship! See if he learned anything after the last 49 attempts. The Hares promise a shot stop, beer stop, super shitty trail and you can find out what else when you drag your ass to the hash!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: TBD –

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: TBD – Check Back Soon

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and check back soon.

CH3 #1899

Chicago HHH Run #1899
Sunday 4/6 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bi-Hole Her & Litte Trojan Annie
Venue: Four Treys – 3333 N. Damen
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus going west. Exit the bus at Damen and hoof it north to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus north to School, then hoof it north to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Damen and Henderson.