Author: Snatch Squatch

CH3 #1965

Chicago HHH #1965 – Sunday 5/3 – 2:00 PM
Hares: TampOn TampOff
Venue: Simone’s – 960 W. 18th St
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: We’re adding in one more Sunday run, because Fake Mexican Holidays!

From da Hare: Trail will be A-to-B ending at Casa de TampOn (949 W 19th St). Bring your ID if you intend to drink before the On-Out because the bar won’t serve you unless you have it.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 8 Halsted bus going south. Ride that pony all the way to 18th St and then hoof it west to the bar. (Approx. 50 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line going towards the Loop. Exit the Blue Line at Grand. Go upstairs and grab the 8 Halsted bus and say hello to the hashers coming from Lincoln Park/Lakeview. Ride that pony all the way to 18th St and then hoof it west to the bar. (Approx. 40 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 18th and Morgan.

CH3 #1964

Chicago HHH #1964 – Sunday 4/26 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Lifa & Its Too Soft
Venue: Ruji’s Foofdeck – 933 W. Wolfram Rooftop
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: Spring has officially sprung. Having survived April, enjoy one more Sunday afternoon party on the roofdeck with food and fun and friends.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to 933 W Wolfram. Go around back and take the stairs to the roofdeck. (Approx. 10 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 bus north to Diversey. Transfer to the 76 Diversey bus going east. Exit at the Brown Line station, hoof it north on Sheffield and then east to 933 W Wolfram. Go around back and take the stairs to the roofdeck. (Approx. 30 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wolfram and Sheffield. Hoof it up to the roofdeck and plead with Its Too Soft to give you a guest parking pass, then hoof it back down to your car to discover that you’ve already been ticketed. City’s got to get paid somehow!

Wingsday & R Tard E Haring School #004

Venue: O’Malley’s West

Wingsday & R Tard E School Classes

ASSIGNMENT: We’ll be talking all about Checks! Bring your best tips & tricks for laying effective checks. We’ll talk about why checks are better than splits, what you need to consider to lay an effective check, and the times when checks simply don’t work.

No more trivia 🙁 Looks like there’s more time for classroom activities. Blackhawks v. Predators Stanley Cup Playoffs game at 8:30PM

$0.50 Wings, $3 Drafts, etc., etc.

CH3 #1962

Chicago HHH #1962 – Sunday 4/12 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bi-Hole Her
Venue: Carol’s – 4659 N. Clark St
Hash Cash: $8
From da Hare: Its my birthday, gimme shit!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it over to Clark St. Grab the 22 Clark bus going north. Exit the bus at Leland and you’re there. (Approx. 20 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus going north. Exit the bus at the Brown Line station. Hoof it east on Leland over to Clark St and the bar. (Approx. 45 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Leland and Clark.

CH3 #1961

Chicago HHH Run #1961
Saturday 4/4 – 1:00 PM
Hares: WJew40, Little Trojan Annie, Stiffy for Stiffies & Four Score in the Back Door
Venue: Blue Line Tavern – 1548 N Damen Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Note the date change, we’ll be hashing on Saturday so that you can spend Sunday with your family celebrating zombie bunny day.

From da Hares: From the demented minds who brought you past Easter hashes such as EVERYTHING’S BIGGER IN TEXAS, EVERYTHING’S SMALLER IN ASIA, and EVERYTHING’S BETTER WITHOUT FOUR SCORE, we present you with this year’s Easter hash theme:

WE’LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU GET THERE CUZ IT’S A SECRET.

But it’s a really good theme, so be sure to show up for a debaucherous good time.

GAMES! PRIZES! FOOD! AND SO MUCH BOOZE!

**We’ll be providing a main dish but we are asking everyone else to bring side dishes & desserts.

TRAIL IS A-B. THERE WILL BE TRANSPORT FOR YOUR STUFF & FOOD FOR THE POTLUCK AFTER TRAIL.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to North/Clybourn. Go upstairs and grab the 72 North Ave bus and ride that west to Damen/Milwaukee. Hoof it south to the bar. (Approx. 25 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it to Damen/Milwaukee/North and the bar. (Approx. 5 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wabansia and Oakley, because that’s the B. Then hoof it over to the bar.

CH3 #1960

Chicago HHH Run #1960
Sunday 3/29 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Dr. Cockvorkian & Feather
Venue: Streeters – 50 E. Chicago Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: This is our annual Post-Beer in a Box hash – be sure to meet everyone dumb enough to run the Shamrock Shuffle downtown and get properly sauced beforehand.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Red Line south to Chicago. Hoof it east to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. At Jackson, transfer to the Red Line going north. Ride that sucker to Chicago, exit the subway, and hoof it east to the bar.

From Beer in a Box: Hoof it north and east to the Jackson Red Line stop. Grab the train going north. Ride that sucker to Chicago, exit the subway, and hoof it east to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wabash and Chicago. Curse yourself because you left early so you could grab Chick-fil-A, forgetting that they’re closed on Sundays.

Beer in a Box 2015

Beer In a Box
Sunday 3/29 – 9:00 AM
Venue: Buckingham Fountain

From da GM: Once again, Chicago hashers will be gathering just north of Buckingham Fountain for our Post-Shamrock Shuffle “Beer in a Box” celebration. We start as soon as the runners finish running 8k. Wave 1 starts at 8:30am; wave 2 starts at 9:15am. You could be drinking by 9am but the majority of the group will probably start gathering closer to 9:30-10am. The group usually congregates just north of Buckingham Fountain along the fence. Be sure to ask people for beer tickets as you approach the finish line and they leave for their cars.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Get on the Red Line and head into the Loop. Exit at Harrison and hoof it east over into Grant Park and then back north to Buckingham Fountain.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Get on the Blue Line and head into the Loop. Exit at Jackson and hoof it east over into Grant Park and then south to Buckingham Fountain.

Driving 🙁

Don’t even try it.

CH3 #1959

Chicago HHH Run #1959
Sunday 3/22 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Hooch Before Cooch & Rumpspringa
Venue: Carol’s – 4659 N. Clark St

Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line north to Wilson, then hoof it north along Broadway to Leland and then west over to Clark and the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus north to the Eastwood/Brown Line stop. Hoof it up to Leland and then east over to Clark and the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Clark and Leland.

CH3 #1958

Chicago HHH Run #1958
Sunday 3/15 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Fibocrotchi Seecunts
Venue: Kelsey’s – 2265 N. Lincoln

Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 8 Halsted bus going south. Exit the bus at Belden and hoof it east over to Lincoln. Go south on Lincoln to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus east to Halsted. Transfer to the 8 Halsted bus going north. Exit the bus at Belden and hoof it east over to Lincoln. Go south on Lincoln to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Belden and Lincoln.