Author: Lifa

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2371

Monday, July 18, 2022 7:00 PM

Venue: McGee’s Tavern & Grille – 950 W. Webster St.
Hares: Just Justice & Death By Bukkake
Hash Cash: $5 $10
Event: Just Justice Naming
From the hares: 

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2370

Monday, July 11, 2022 7:00 PM

Venue: A-to-B trail from Loafers Bar – 2600 W. Lawrence Ave.
Hares: Ritalin Cum Bubble & Antiques Load Show
Hash Cash: $5 $10
Event: 
From the hares: Your bag will be magically transported from A to B while you are running trail.

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2369

Sunday, July 3, 2022 – 2:00 PM 

Venue: Party Central Sky Deck – 933 W. Wolfram St.
Hares: It’s Too Soft & Lifa
Hash Cash: $5 $10
Event: Independence Day
From the hares: You know the drill. You’ll be run, you’ll be fed, you’ll be watered and you’ll be put away wet.

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2368

Monday, June 27, 2022 – 7:00 PM

Venue: Park 574 – 2540 W. Jackson Blvd.
Hare: Happy Ass Grabber
Hash Cash: $5 $10
Event:
From the hare: Trail will be A-to-A’

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2367

Monday, June 20, 2022 – 7:00 PM

Venue: A-to-B from Hadiya Pendleton Park – 4345 S. Calumet Ave.
Hares: Just Parth & Steps in Shit
Hash Cash: $5 $10
Event: Just Parth’s virgin hareship
From the hares: In honor of Pride Month, the hares are sponsoring the beer and your hash cash donation will be donated to the Trevor Project. Your bag will be magically transported from A to B while you run trail.

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2366

Monday, June 13, 2022 – 7:00 PM

Venue: Metropolitan Brewing – 3057 N. Rockwell St.
Hares: Po Po Pickup Game, Just Spencer & Garmin
Hash Cash: $5 $10
Event: 2 virgin hares
From the hares: Meet in front of Metropolitan. Circle will be outside, open to an on-after at a local watering hole.

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2365

Monday, June 6, 2022 – 7:00 PM

Venue: A-to-B trail from Foster Ave. & DuSable Lake Shore Drive. Meet in the grassy area northwest of the junction.
Hares: Gay Dancer & Mommy’s Little Accident
Hash Cash: $5 $10
Event:
From the hares: Your bag will be magically transported from A to B while you are running.

Saturday, May 28th – Prelube Run #2362

Hare: Mommy’s Coming & Snatchsquatch
Location: A-to-B Trail from Roosevelt Park (map). To get to this park, go to the southwest corner of State & Roosevelt and follow the small walkway beside the bridge. Turn right under the bridge and walk north on Plymouth Court about 400 ft. Now turn left on a sidewalk that leads west to the park.
Hash Cash: Included in your weekend rego. $10 for walk-ups.
Time: Meet at 2:00 PM, on-out at 2:30
From the hares: Your bag will be magically transported from A to B. Runners and walkers trails will be available.
Transit: CTA red, green or orange line to Roosevelt

Sunday, May 29th – Memorial Day Main Event Run #2363

Hares: Gay Dancer, One Fuck Chuck & Mommy’s Little Accident
Location: Labagh Woods, near Cicero Ave. & Foster Ave. We have reserved pavilion #1  (map)
Hash Cash: Included in your weekend rego.  No walk-ups.
Time: Meet at noon, on-out at 12:30
Transit: CTA Foster bus (route 92) is closest, or Metra Milwaukee District North Line, Forest Glen Station. Train departs Union Station at 10:35 AM. You will be an hour early so bring beer.

The main event! The RA will guarantee favorable skies! We’ll meet at our rented pavilion in Labagh Woods. Work up your thirst by running a shitty trail. Beer, food, and perhaps games will accompany this disaster.

Monday, May 30th Noon – Hangover Run #2364

Hares: The Cock Whisperer, Rusty Grundel & Lifa
Location: 1872 N. Clybourn Ave. (map)
Hash Cash: Included in your weekend rego. $10 for walk-ups.
Time: Meet at noon, on-out at 12:30
Transit: North & Clybourn (red line) or Armitage (brown line) is closest.

There will be a trail of some variety, followed by an entertaining circle.

Three days is not enough. I need MORE HASHING!!!

If you have some extra time to spend in Chicago, you can hash even more with these esteemed clubs:

• • Whiskey Wednesday HHH on Wednesday 5/25 at 7:00 PM. Location: The Old Plank – 2700 N. Milwaukee Ave. (map), Hares: Magnetic Muff & Stuffin’ Muffin
  • Chicago Thirstday HHH on Thursday 5/26 at 7:00 PM. Location: Empirical Brewery – 1801 W. Foster Ave. (map) Hare: Snatchsquatch
  • Chicago First Crack of the Moon HHH on Friday 5/27 at 7:00 PM. Location: 1637 W. Glenlake Ave. (map) Hare: Horn-E

Check their websites or Facebook pages for more info.

What does it cost and how do I register?

Registration is simple:

Registration for the main event is now closed. You may still attend the Saturday prelube and Sunday hangover runs. $10 hash cash for each.

1. Go fill out the ONLINE REGISTRATION (link at top of page).
2. Send money to the email address you were given upon completion of the registration form. The cost is $50 for 3 days (Sat-Mon).

Where can I stay?

If you need crash space, please contact our GM and we’ll help you find a place to crash.