Author: Lifa

CH3 #2463

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2463

When: Sunday, February 25, 2024 2:00 PM
Where: Parrot’s Bar & Grill – 754 W Wellington Ave. CTA Wellington Brown line or 22 bus)
Hare: Bottom Wrangler
How much: $10 hash cash
Why: Our own Lost Her Penis is dropping… was it a deuce? Maybe a record? The record is probably a deuce. Go listen to it at 1PM at Gramaphone down the street, cum rage with your real friends at 2, and we’ll all meet back up at Parrot’s when his show ends for the weirdest mix of nerds since that orgy you passed on.

Oh, and there’s a new GM, but yaaawn politics.
If you need seltzers, ciders, and/or walker’s trails, let me know ASAP!
Deets and treats: trail is A to A, indoor on in, all kinds of checks other than our usual X-Men symbol, cloudy with a chance of nudity, fireball, 40-year-old “scene kids,” $15 pitchers, and most glorious rage.

CH3 Hash Ball 2024!

Chicago Hash House Harriers Hash Ball 2024

Saturday, February 24, 2024 7:00 PM

Venue: Goodtimes Brewery – 3827 N. Broadway
Hash Cash: “69 Dimes” (yes, only $6.90!)
Event: Hash Ball

Rego Here!

From the GM: 69 Dimes gets you pizza, salad, buxom babes and randy cowpokes. Drinks are on your own. Wear a hat, your boots, wear whatever makes you feel “Western” as we kick ’23’s ass & ride into 2024!

CH3 #2462

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2462

Sunday, February 18, 2024 2:00 PM

Venue: Michael’s Original Pizzeria and Tavern – 4091 N. Broadway
Hares: Pony Poundher
From the Hare: Today’s Hash will be an A to A’ event. $10 Hash Cash due prior to Chalk Talk so you cannot back out on the longest Hash of the day and hared by Pony Poundher who is trying to create his longest run on sentence of the year and thinks he’s nailing it whilst being almost funny.
Event: Valentine’s Day
Hash Cash: $10

CH3 #2461

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2461

Sunday, February 11, 2024 2:00 PM

Venue: Fire Pitch – 3626 N. Talman Ave.
Hares: Snatchsquatch and Takes It All
From the Hare: What better place to watch “THE BIG GAME” than at a football facility! Okay, so its the wrong kind of football, but there will be more beer stops than miles to get you good and sauced before you go watch Taylor Swift watch a football game! Walking is not only allowed, but highly encouraged! If you insist on running, that’s fine too, just plan on waiting for the walkers at each of the five beer stops.
Event: Super Bowl
Hash Cash: $10

CH3 #2459

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2459

Sunday, January 28, 2024 2:00 PM

Venue: Holiday Club – 4000 N. Sheridan Rd.
Hare: Bottom Wrangler
From the Hare: Promises/Lies: balmy above-freezing weather, Fireball, indoor on-in with bathrooms decked out with bidets, hills, 3.69 miles, self-respect, moisture.
Event:
Hash Cash: $10
Transit: Sheridan (red line)

CH3 #2458

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2458

Sunday, January 21, 2024 2:00 PM

Venue: Will’s Northwoods Inn – 3030 N. Racine Ave.
Hares: Joaquin Penis & Cumming Right Meow
From the Hare: 
Event: Bit in the Clit of Texas Hashaversary
Hash Cash: $10

CH3 New Years Day Special

Chicago Hash House Harriers New Years Day Special Run

Sunday, January 1, 2024 2:00 PM

Venue: Twisted Spoke – 501 N. Ogden Ave.
Hares: False Advertising & Zone 2
From the Hares: Gentle hangover trail to start off the New Year. Come early for awesome bloodys and brunch food if you are so inclined.
Event: CH3 New Years Day Special
Hash Cash: $0 (but expect Hamms)
Transit: Grand or Chicago (Blue) & Ashland or Morgan (Green) are somewhat nearby.