Chicago Hash House Harriers

Chicago HHH #1971 – Monday 5/25 – 12 Noon (-ish, it’s a hangover!)
Hare(s): It’s Too Soft, Gayping Panda Hidden Homo & W-Jew 40
Venue: Party Central SkyDeck – 933 W Wolfram Rooftop
Hash Cash: $10, unless you paid for the whole weekend package

Following CH3 #1964 where one of the beer stops represented a “soft opening” for the Party Central SkyDeck, we proudly present Opening Day 2015 as the Capstone event for CH3 Memorial Day Weekend 2015!

First, we launch this grand enterprise of hashing with what is expected to be the most magnificent (maleficent?) trail of the weekend through some of the most utterly horrific urban shiggy ever witnessed by man or beast anywhere in the very-seldom-hashed nether regions that are the Green Zone, courtesy of the most unlikely jambalaya of hares seen in the CH3 “Modern Era”. Bolt cutters, furnishing dental records to the Cook Couny Coroner’s Office beforehand and a change of socks and shoes are highly recommended.

Then, we’ll finish off this most glorious weekend with a Foofdeck party of the highest order, starting with a veritable Niagra Falls of PBR (and other similar high-quality craft brews)-fueled Beerstravaga and make a run at challenging last year’s Foofdeck Memorial Day Hangover record of blasting through thirteen (!!!) 30-packs of beer. Also concurrent with the foofdeck’s traditions, copious quantities of grilled foodstuffs and loads of various sides will also be provided, all included in your hash cash of $10 or as part of the full weekend package. Come hungry. Very hungry.

Included in hash cash will be fabulously fashonable hash swag in the form of a high-quality TBOX nylon drawstring bag of recent vintage. Supplies are limited, first come, first served.

Also likely to manifest themselves are the traditional foofdeck shenanigans such as flippy cup and/or beer pong to carpet bomb the hash with beer back to the Stone Age. Management does politely request that all potential hook-ups be conducted off-premises as the bed linens have been freshly laundered.

After drinking (literally and figuratively) directly from this veritable fire hydrant of unbridled mayhem and debauchery, you’re probably gonna want to just go ahead and call in sick on Tuesday. Or dead. Such is the legend and lore of The Original Hash Party Foof.

You have been warned.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to 933 W Wolfram. Go around back and take the stairs to the roofdeck. (Approx. 10 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 bus North to Diversey or Blue Line to Logan Square. Transfer to the 76 Diversey bus going East. Exit at the Brown Line station at Sheffield, hoof it North on Sheffield and then East to 933 W Wolfram. Go around back and take the stairs to the roofdeck. (Approx. 30 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wolfram and Sheffield. Hoof it up to the roofdeck and plead with It’s Too Soft to give you a guest parking pass, then hoof it back down to your car to discover that you’ve already been ticketed. City’s got to get paid somehow! Or you can park on street around Jonquil Park two blocks South of Diversey at Lincoln/Sheffield/Wrightwood.

Chicago HHH #1970 – Sunday 5/24 – 12:00 PM
Hares: R Tard E & Graduates of the R Tard School for Hashers Who Want to Hare Good*
Venue: Catherine Chevalier Woods Grove #3 – Approx. 5515 N. East River Rd
Hash Cash: $50

From da GM: This is the Memorial Day Main Event! Make your way out to Catherine Chevalier Woods Grove #3 and we’ll be there drinking and partying in the woods until the sun goes down. We’ll have picnic tables and a pavilion at our disposal, so we’ll be protected from the elements. Kegs will be tapped around 10AM, with on-out at 12:30. If you rego for the whole weekend, this one is included, otherwise it is $50. If you bring a sidedish to share (potluck-style, bitches), you’ll get $5 cold cash money back when you show up. Be sure to bring a vessel and an extra chair if you think you’ll use it.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus and go west to Kimball. Go downstairs and grab the Blue Line out towards O’Hare. Exit the train at Cumberland, hoof it south to Bryn Mawr, and then west to East River Rd. Go into the Catherine Chevalier Woods Forest Preserve and we will be at Grove #3, which is around the bend from the main entrance/parking lot. (Approx. 1 hour 15 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line out towards O’Hare. Exit the train at Cumberland, hoof it south to Bryn Mawr, and then west to East River Rd. Go into the Catherine Chevalier Woods Forest Preserve and we will be at Grove #3, which is around the bend from the main entrance/parking lot. (Approx. 45 min)

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to East River Rd and Gregory. There’s parking inside the Forest Preserve for you, but your car has to be out by nightfall, so good luck with that. Be sure to back your car in, that way everyone knows you’re cruising.

* – And Do Other Things Good Too

Chicago HHH #1969 – Saturday 5/23 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bi-Hole Her & Lifa
Venue: Chunder County – 2952 W. Nelson Sideyard
Hash Cash: $15

From da GM: Kick off Memorial Day in style with one final party at the Chunder County sideyard. We’ll have food and lots of beer to drink to make sure your wheels are properly greased for this epic weekend. Kegs will be tapped around noon, with on-out at 2:30. If you rego for the whole weekend, this one is included, otherwise it is $15.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus and go west to Sacramento. Hoof it south to Nelson and then back east to the sideyard. (Approx. 25 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line to Belmont. Go upstairs and grab the 77 Belmont bus going east. Get off the bus at Sacramento, hoof it south to Nelson, and then back east to the sideyard. (Approx. 25 min)

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Nelson and Richmond – geotag your car, because you’re probably not going to be sober enough to drive it again until Monday.

Memorial Day 2015
Saturday, May 23 – Monday, May 25, 2015
| Online Registration | Who’s Cumming | Sunday Potluck Info |

Summer is officially here! Come out and join the Chicago Hash House Harriers as we kick the Summer of 2015 off in style with our annual Memorial Day Celebration. This year we’ve got three days of trails, beer, and debauchery planned for your entertainment.

We’re printing up a super-limited edition tank-top shirt for this event, it is $10 extra. There will be a giveaway, we’ll be sure to let you know once we figure out what that winds up being.

Looking to save some money? Be sure to rego early for the entire weekend (Main Event & Weekend price will increase $5 on April 13, April 27, & May 11). Registration will disappear on Thursday, May 21, so if you’re not regoed by then you’ll have to pay the walk-up prices listed to the right – you snooze you lose, bitches.

To supplement the food that we have planned for the main event, and to save yourself a little cash, you can sign up to bring a potluck dish. If you sign up (by Thursday, May 21) to bring a potluck dish to share to the main event we’ll give you $5 cold cash money back the day of the event. There will be food and drinks regardless, but this will help provide a wider variety of food options and help us focus money on the important things (beer).
SCHEDULE OF EVENTS
& WALK-UP PRICE:

Saturday, May 23 – 2PM
Chicago H3 #1969
Memorial Day Pre-Lube Trail
$15

Sunday, May 24 – NOON
Chicago H3 #1970
Memorial Day Main Event
$50

Monday, May 25 – NOON
Chicago H3 #1971
Memorial Day Hangover Trail
$10

TOTAL WALK-UP PRICE – $75

CURRENT PRICE:
Main Event Registration: $40*
Weekend Registration: $45*

REGO TODAY
* – Price does not include commemorative tank-top shirt.