Wed, Dec 12, 6PM
Venue: O’Malley’s West
You know the usual drill, but a little birdie has told me that Beer Spill Valdez will be in town for this one. Be sure to come out because they’ve brought back KARAOKE! That means you’re virtually guaranteed to see Beer Spill sing a drunken rendition of “If I Were a Rich Man” from Fiddler on the Roof.
Chicago HHH Run #1818
Sunday 12/9 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Clark Kunt & Just Katy
Venue: Cork Lounge – 1822 W. Addison
Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Brown Line and ride that sucker to Addison. If you can’t find the bar once you exit the station you may be retarded.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus North to Addison. Exit the bus and hoof it East to the Addison Brown Line station.
Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Addison and Wolcott.
Chicago HHH Run #1817
Sunday 12/2 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Specklebird
Venue: Casa de Specklebird – 4611 W. Warwick
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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: Its Idiot’s Day! We’ll be doing a joint hash wish Second City once again.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line North to Sheridan. Tranfer downstairs to the 80 Irving Park bus heading West. Bust out a book because you’re going to be on this sucker until you get to Kilpatrick. Exit the bus at Kilpatrick and hoof it South to Warwick, then back East until you get to 4611.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line to Irving Park. Transfer to the 80 Irving Park bus heading West. Get off the bus at Kilpatrick and hoof it South to Warwick and then back East until you get to 4611.
Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Warwick and Kenton.
Chicago HHH Run #1816
Sunday 11/25 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Smells Like Twat Sweat & Taste the Rainbow
Venue: Frank & Mary’s Tavern – 2905 N. Elston
Hash Cash: $8
From da Hares: This will be an A to B trail. Plan accordingly.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 76 Diversey Bus and head West. Exit the bus at Campbell and hoof it North to Elston/Campbell/George. Bar is on the corner.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 49 Western Bus and head North. Exit the bus at George and hoof it West to Elston/George/Campbell. Bar is on the corner.
Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Elston/George/Campbell.
Chicago HHH Run #1815
Saturday 11/17 – 3:00 PM
Hares: Soul Taco
Venue: Casa de Soul Taco – 3641 W. Belmont Ave
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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: Turkey Time, bitches! We’ll be having a pot luck along with the hash, so be sure to bring your favorite Thanksgiving treat to share with everybody. Be sure to note the date and time change.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the 77 Belmont Bus West to Central Park. Hoof it over to 3641 W. Belmont.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line to the Belmont stop. Either be super lazy and transfer onto the 77 Belmont Bus heading West and ride that over to Central Park, or just hoof it over to 3641 W. Belmont.
Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise up to Belmont and Monticello.
Chicago HHH Run #1814
Sunday 11/11 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Chicken Stiffer
Venue: Forest Glen Woods – 5450 N. Forest Glen Ave
Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: Its Veteran Day – in honor of such, you may wear something that represents one of the branches of the Armed Forces in absence of hasberdashery.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line out to Berwyn. Go downstairs and transfer onto the 92 Foster Bus. Grab a book to read as you’ll be riding that sucker West out to Elston. Hoof it North on Elston and then North on Forest Glen. Forest Preserve will be on your left after you pass the Metra station.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 49 Western Bus North to Foster. Transfer over to the 92 Foster Bus and ride that puppy West to Elston. Hoof it North on Elston and then North on Forest Glen. Forest Preserve will be on your left after you pass the Metra station.
Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise up to Elston & Foster. Head North on Elston and then make a right and head North onto Forest Glen. Forest Preserve will be on your left after you pass the Metra station – be sure to back your car into a parking space so that everyone knows you’re cruisin’.
Chicago HHH Run #1813
Sunday 11/4 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Chunder Pussy & Glory Hole
Venue: Atlantic Bar & Grill – 5062 N. Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $8
From da Hares: This is a Chuckin’ Pumpkin hash – either bring a pumpkin from home or grab one on trail because at the end we’ll be seeing who can toss their’s the furthest.
From da GM: This will be your last chance to rego for Anthrax for the low-low price, so bring extra cash.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Brown Line to Western. Hoof it North along Lincoln Ave until you get to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: 49 Western Bus North to Winnemac – then West on Winnemac over to Lincoln. Bar is just North of Winnemac on Lincoln.
Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Winnemac and Lincoln. There’s a parking lot next to the bar.
Chicago HHH Run #1812
Sunday 10/28 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Hood Whorenament, Hoosier Daddy & Taste the Rainbow
Venue: Dark Horse Tap & Grill – 3443 N. Sheffield
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Hash Cash: $8
From da Hares: It’s Halloween, bitches! Wankers are encouraged to come in their scariest costume and bimbos are encourage to come in their sluttiest costume. If you don’t have a costume, Hood Whorenament will behead you, which I’m pretty sure is something sexual in nature.
From da GM: Just Darrell, brother of the recently departed Bloody Asshole, will be in attendance, so please come on out in honor of a fallen hasher.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line to Addison, then hoof it South on Sheffield to the bar. From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus East to North/Clybourn. Transfer to the Red Line downstairs and ride that puppy North to Addison. Hoof it South on Sheffield to the bar.
Driving 🙁 Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Sheffield and Clark. Pay out the ass for street parking because this is Wrigleyville, motherfucker!
Chicago HHH Run #1811
Sunday 10/21 – 2:00 PM
Hares: TampOn-TampOff
Venue: Jack’s Place – 618 W. 18th St
Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 8 Halsted Bus heading South. Bust out a book cause you’ll be riding that sucker all the way to 18th St. Walk East on 18th St, under the Dan Ryan and over to Des Plaines. The bar is on the corner.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and ride that sucker over to UIC-Halsted. Transfer onto the 8 Halsted Bus and ride that puppy South to 18th St. Walk East on 18th St, under the Dan Ryan and over to Des Plaines. The bar is on the corner.
Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 18th and Des Plaines.
Chicago HHH Run #1810
Sunday 10/14 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Lifa
Venue: Independence Tap – 3932 W. Irving Park Rd
Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: Lifa promises that this trail will suck less than the trail he set last week as one of the mystery co-hares. I’m doubtful. Also, its a Bears bye week, so no excuse for you to stay home and sit on your couch.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line up to Sheridan. Transfer to the 80 Irving Park bus heading West and ride that sucker out to Springfield. Hoof it a half block over to Harding and you’re at the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Ride the Blue Line out to Irving Park. Hoof it back East a few blocks to Harding and you’re at the bar.
Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Irving Park and Harding. Plenty of parking out here, so don’t worry about that.
