Author: Snatch Squatch

CH3 #1839

Chicago HHH Run #1839
Sunday 4/21 – 2:00 PM
Hares: R Tard E & Pokehisanus
Venue: Carol’s – 4659 N. Clark St

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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: Pokehisanus is back from his sojourn in Mexico, which means that he’s taking back the 420 hash co-hare duties from Dark Side of the Poon. As always, be careful which baked goods you ingest.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Wilson, hoof it north to Leland and then west over to Clark.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus north to Leland. Hoof it east over to Clark and the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Clark and Leland.

CH3 #1838

Chicago HHH Run #1838
Sunday 4/14 – 2:00 PM
Hares: That Thing That Vibrates & Just Brian #3
Venue: Parrot’s – 754 W. Wellington

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Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to Wellington & Halsted

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grad the 72 North Ave bus headed east and ride that sucker to Halsted. Hop on the Red Line north to Fullerton, then transfer to the Brown Line to Wellington. Hoof it a few blocks east to Halsted and the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Halsted and Wellington.

CH3 #1837

Chicago HHH Run #1837
Sunday 4/7 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Slippery Fingers & Foamy Discharge
Venue: McFadden’s – 1206 N. State St

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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: This will be our post-Shamrock Shuffle Hash. Everyone is encouraged to make it downtown for the post-race/pre-lube “Beer In A Box” celebration.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line south to Clark/Division, then hoof it a couple blocks east to State and then back north to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 70 Division St bus and head east to LaSalle. Exit the bus and keep walking east to State and then back north to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to State and Division – the Viagra Triangle has now claimed you car, pray you don’t find it filled with condoms and ludes.

Beer in a Box 2013

Beer In a Box
Sunday 4/7 – 9:00 AM
Venue: Buckingham Fountain

From da GM: Once again, Chicago hashers will be gathering at Buckingham Fountain for our Post-Shamrock Shuffle “Beer in a Box” celebration. We start as soon as the runners finish running 8k. Wave 1 starts at 8:30am; wave 2 starts at 9:15am. You could be drinking by 9am but the majority of the group will probably start gathering closer to 9:30-10am. The last few years we’ve had it next to one of those advertising sign towers closest to a beer tent in the general vicinity of Buckingham Fountain. It makes it easy to find us. Be sure to ask people for beer tickets as they approach the finish line.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Get on the Red Line and head into the Loop. Exit at Harrison and hoof it east over into Grant Park and then back north to Buckingham Fountain.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Get on the Blue Line and head into the Loop. Exit at Jackson and hoof it east over into Grant Park and then south to Buckingham Fountain.

Driving Don’t even try it.

CH3 #1836

Chicago HHH Run #1836
Saturday 3/30 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Hooch Before Cooch, 4 Score In The Back Door, & Little Trojan Annie
Venue: Quencher’s – 2401 N. Western Ave

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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: This will be our pre-Easter Hash, and as usual that means we’ll be having it on Saturday and not Sunday. If you show up on Sunday you won’t have a hash to run.
From da Hares: This will be an A-to-B trail, so plan accordingly. Attendees are encouraged to bring food to share and all of your shit will be magically transported to the on-in where an entree will be provided.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 74 Fullerton bus and ride that puppy west to Western.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it to Western and Fullerton you lazy jackoff.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Fullerton and Western.

CH3 #1835

Chicago HHH Run #1835

Sunday 3/24 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Hoosier Daddy

Venue: Carol’s Pub – 4659 N. Clark St

Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Ride the Red Line north to Wilson, hoof it downstairs and then north on Broadway. Turn west on Leland and continue hoofing it over to the corner of Leland and Clark.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus and ride that sucker north to Lawrence. Transfer to the 81 Lawrence bus east and continue on to Clark. Hoof it a block south to Leland and the bar is on the corner.

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Clark and Leland.

CH3 #1834

Chicago HHH Run #1834
Sunday 3/17 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bloody Brown Castle & Snotcho Mamma
Venue: Double Bubble – 6036 N. Broadway
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line north to Thorndale. Head downstairs and hoof it a block west to Broadway and then a block north to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east to North/Clybourn. Transfer to the Red Line downstairs. Ride that pony north to Thorndale. Head downstairs and hoof it a block west to Broadway and then a block north to the bar.

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Broadway and Glenlake – fight with all the Loyola kids for parking.

CH3 #1833

Chicago HHH Run #1833
Sunday 3/10 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Barf Fly & Mudsucker
Venue: Turtle’s Bar & Grill – 238 W. 33rd St

Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Well that’s one interesting haring combination, now isn’t it.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and ride that pony south to Sox-35th. Take the northern exit out to 33rd and turn west – hoof it a few blocks over to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and ride that pony into the Loop. Transfer over to the Red Line at Jackson. Continue south on the Red Line to Sox-35th. Take the northern exit out to 33rd and turn west – hoof it a few blocks over to the bar.

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 33rd and Wells.