Notes: Each line is repeated back at the leader of the song. For the last line of the chorus all members raise their cups over their head and dance around in a circle. After each new Verse, the last line of all previous verses are repeated before the chorus is sung.
DAYS OF THE WEEK
Melody – Itself
BEGINNING VERSE:
Today is Monday, (Today is Monday)
Monday is a wanking day. (Monday is a wanking day)
CHORUS:
Leader: Is ev’rybody happy?
All: You bet your ass we are!
Da da dut da da, da da dut da da
ADDITIONAL VERSES:
- Today is Tuesday,
Tuesday is a finger day.
Monday is a wanking day. (chorus) - Today is Wednesday,
Wednesday is a mmhmm day,
Tuesday is a finger day.
Monday is a wanking day. (chorus) - Today is Thursday,
Thursday is a hashing day,
Wednesday is a mmhmm day,
Tuesday is a finger day.
Monday is a wanking day. (chorus) - Today is Friday,
Friday is a fucking day,
Thursday is a hashing day,
Wednesday is a mmhmm day,
Tuesday is a finger day.
Monday is a wanking day. (chorus) - Today is Saturday,
Saturday is a drinking day,
Friday is a fucking day,
Thursday is a hashing day,
Wednesday is a mmhmm day,
Tuesday is a finger day.
Monday is a wanking day. (chorus) - Today is Sunday,
Sunday is a day or rest.
Saturday is a drinking day,
Friday is a fucking day,
Thursday is a hashing day,
Wednesday is a mmhmm day,
Tuesday is a finger day.
Monday is a wanking day. (chorus)
VARIANTS: Depending on where you are and on what days the local hash is run, the lyrics may be changed to make note of this fact.
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