NOTES: The chorus is sung to being the song, followed by the first verse, and then the chorus again. Additional verses are then added, alternating with the chorus. When the song is over the final verse is sung, followed by the chorus again.
Balls to Your Partner
Melody – The Ball of Kerrymuir
CHORUS:
Balls to your partner,
Ass against the wall,
If you’ve never been laid on Saturday night,
You’ve never been laid at all.
FIRST VERSE:
First lady forward,
second lady back.
Third lady’s finger up
the fourth lady’s crack. (chorus)
FINAL VERSE:
And when the ball was over,
Everyone confessed,
They all enjoyed the dancing,
But the fucking was the best! (chorus)
ADDITIONAL VERSES:
Came down from Inverness,
And when the ball was over
There were four and twenty less.
And fucking in the ricks,
You couldn’t hear the music
For the swishing of the pricks.
And fucking in the halls,
You couldn’t hear the music for
The clanging of the balls.
They were fucking in the oats.
Some were fucking sheep,
but most were fucking goats.
And fucking on the stairs,
You couldn’t see the carpet
For the mass of public hairs.
The cunning little runt,
With poison ivy up her ass
And thistle up her cunt.
Sitting on a pole
Pulled his foreskin over his head
And whistled though the hole.
He was only eight
Couldn’t fuck the women
So he had to masturbate.
A mighty stud was he
Lined ’em up against the wall
And fucked ’em three-by-three.
He couldn’t move too much,
So he lined the ladies against the wall,
And fucked them with his crutch!
The pride of the force,
They found him in the stables,
Jacking off the horse!
The leader of the choir,
He hit the balls of all the boys,
To make their voices go higher!
Explaining to the groom,
That the vagina not the asshole,
Is the entrance to the womb!
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