Tradition: Sung following “Drink it down, down, down” if a hasher is taking an excessive amount of time to finish their beer. Be warned, some hashers will drink their beer especially slowly to see just how many times they can get the circle to repeat these lines.
WHY ARE WE WAITING
Melody – Come Let Us Adore Him
Why are we waiting?
We could be fornicating,
Oh, why are we waiting,
So fucking long.
Variants: The word “fornicating” can be replaced with just about any dirty word ending in “-ating” such as “masturbating,” “ovulating,” “dictating,” etc.
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