Birthdays

Tradition: Every now and again a hasher might actually admit to being born (rather than hatched) and choose to celebrate their birthday at the hash. As such, it should always be remembered to call that person into the circle to make sure that they receive their appropriate birthday song.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FUCK YOU

Melody – Happy Birthday to You

Happy birthday, fuck you,
Happy birthday, fuck you,
Happy birthday, you asshole,
Happy birthday, fuck you.

MOGOL BIRTHDAY CHANT

Melody – Itself

Happy birthday, (stomp)
Happy birthday. (stomp)

Optional Verses: Any or all of these verses may be sung with “Happy Birthday” repeated between each verse.

  • Death and gloom and black despair
    People dying everywhere.
  • Now that you’re the age you are
    Your demise cannot be far.
  • Burn the castle and storm the keep
    Kill the women but SAVE THE SHEEP!
  • Pay attention, you must learn
    First you pillage, THEN you burn.
  • It’s your birthday never fear
    You’ll be dead this time next year.
  • So you’ve aged another year
    Now you know that Death is near.
  • Death, destruction, and despair
    People dying everywhere.

Actions: After every iteration of “Happy birthday,” the entire hash stomps their foot.


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