Melody – El Jarabe Tapatío, aka the Mexican Hat Dance
Malort, Malort, Malort
My consciousness I must abort!
Malort, Malort, Malort
The life of my tastebuds is short.
Wheeeeeeen you want to throw up only faster
All your friends will find out you’re a bastard
When you pour them the liquid disaster
Concentrated mistake in a glass!
Malort, Malort, Malort
Cuz puking should be a sport.
Malort, Malort, Malort
It counts as assault in court!
*Chaaah* (jazz hands)